WhosTheDado 32 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Rangers Historian Always made me smile when I walked past him. His tone never changed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spireblue 229 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 not an ibrox one but funny all the same....old trafford 1st CL match against salford united.......a street vendor on sir matt busby way continuously shouting....HOT DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY DOGGY.....COME AN GET YER 'AMBURGEEERRRZZZZZZ,BOUGHT ONE,IT WAS SHITE. three fucking quid an all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyCropper 574 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 hats scarves and badgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrsosPonytail 170 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Hauf time, tea time, shite time, anytiiiime!For a fanzine I think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topgoalie 637 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I can mind eeerrrraa kp n ra macaroon, usually by the guy carrying the big cardboard box of spam rollshe even used to take them on the football special.... I'll admit it,i EAT one of those spam rolls oot the big cardboard box,anyone else?......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFTONG 60,722 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 " There the Hats...Scarves....Badges and Tapes " Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexiboy 157 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 hats scarves and badgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezand tapes erz the colours Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexiboy 157 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Erz ur official match day programme half time tea time anytime Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I thought this thread was going to be about Josef Fritzl's house Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblue68 2,497 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Erra chopped pork/chicken roll/ cheese rolls Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arfuf Phuxache 190 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I thought this thread was going to be about Josef Fritzl's houseHahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buggleskelly 3,772 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Anyone remember the time during the '70's when a gas cylinder exploded in one of the pie huts & everyone scampered onto the track & the game was temporarily stopped? This was at the height of the troubles in ulster & everyone thought it was a bomb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Even more years ago it was "TAAAAAAYMES HAN CEERAZZZENNNN".If you didn't have the Times and/or the Citizen in your pocket on the way home,you were considered a "miserable cunt" by your fellow fans because they couldn't read the half time scores Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 17,065 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I'll admit it,i EAT one of those spam rolls oot the big cardboard box,anyone else?.........The rolls were unwrapped in the cardboard box. The cardboard box was soggy at the bottom. The bottom was soggy because the terracing was wet. The terracing was wet with pish...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eosmhdo 1,879 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The rolls were unwrapped in the cardboard box. The cardboard box was soggy at the bottom. The bottom was soggy because the terracing was wet. The terracing was wet with pish......But the guy said enjoy your roll and I believed him lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topgoalie 637 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 The rolls were unwrapped in the cardboard box. The cardboard box was soggy at the bottom. The bottom was soggy because the terracing was wet. The terracing was wet with pish......so basically i eat a pish soaked roll,well atleast the chewing gum took the taste away............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sektorrangers 11 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 the worst one was a big issue seller my old man told me about, on his way home from the game the guy was shouting"get your big issue, get it here"my old man told me the guy was so junked up he didnt even have any left to sell and hadnt noticed haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie0202 12,594 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 It won't come as a surprise that I heard a seller chanting this outside The Barras:"Cheap socks, two for a pound, two for a pound. They're all stole so there cheap."As if that last sentence underlines the quality and as to why they are so cheap. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sektorrangers 11 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 there was an odd one in aberdeen a while back when a worked there:"Get yer wooly jumpers"heard the seller got ran outta town, was baaaaaaad for business!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 17,065 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 so basically i eat a pish soaked roll,well atleast the chewing gum took the taste away............Erza feeshel C.diff an' norovirus Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sektorrangers 11 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 It won't come as a surprise that I heard a seller chanting this outside The Barras:"Cheap socks, two for a pound, two for a pound. They're all stole so there cheap."As if that last sentence underlines the quality and as to why they are so cheap.hardly a bargain, considering ye need a sock for each foot??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Anyone remember the time during the '70's when a gas cylinder exploded in one of the pie huts & everyone scampered onto the track & the game was temporarily stopped? This was at the height of the troubles in ulster & everyone thought it was a bomb.Was a midweek game against Motherwell.Me and my mates went from the Copland Road terrace on to the park.When the ok announcement was made, took advantage by heading straight in to the Centenary Stand. The pie hut was right at the back of the Copland Road end.Used to do "beef"burgers as well. But they weren't fried. The burgers floated in big tins 12 inches deep in gravy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Seem to remember rock hard MB bars (the poor mans fry's cream)being sold, probably by the guys with the spam and cheese rolls.In the early 70s the empty cardboard boxes were often used on really cold days to build wee bonfires on the terrace, which in those days nobody seemed to mind Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKai 439 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 "Erza Offishul Prodestant View"...Pastor Jack on the Copland Rd! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 "Gonna geez a lift ower the turnstyle mister." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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