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I DO NOT play one up front and 2 holding midfielders

I WILL play a striker who can run the channels and press the ball to stop opposition defenders from playing out easily

I WILL play C Gallagher up from in his natural position

I WILL make S SMITH train with the U 14s for being utter shite and hiding during games.

( yes MR Smith , I watched yesterday at you looking at the dugout every 2 mins hoping to be subbed)

I WILL stop my players from doing any interviews with journalists telling them we are better than Premiership teams and making us look fucking stupid

I will do this and and get our supporters believing we really are the greatest club in the land

The Gaffer

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