kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Go to my grans house for a dinner party thing. Problem is every one thats gonna be there are diehard tims, some coming back from game. Really feel like shit atm, and a house of tims that i call family is what i have to face. Anyone suggest where i could get cyanide? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I would suggest explaining to them the concept of games in hand, but they are so think they wouldn't get it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
demise 3,614 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Oh not good man Just get some food and go to bed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackkipper 1 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 walk in and shout "NO SURRENDER" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delparlane 5,765 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 M8, tae hell with the excuses. I just wouldn't go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 Iam dreading walking through the living room door to see them cheesing away wae the smug faces. If you hear about old firm family mass murder in tomorrows news, you will know how it went. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I'm not one for bashing people's families, but man, tell em to screw off and do your own thing. I would in a minute if hell rained tim family down on me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackkipper 1 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimenez 1 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 FFS man (or not) grow a pair of testicles and tell your gran you don't want to be anywhere near that shower of rats right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 walk in and shout "NO SURRENDER" I can imagine the look on their faces, they really are true bead rattlers, chapel every sunday and good friends wae the priests. Have a wee cousin of 3 years of age, who will know doubt be lined up to take the piss out of me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 FFS man (or not) grow a pair of testicles and tell your gran you don't want to be anywhere near that shower of rats right now. sort of promised though lol. And i dont want to shy out of it looking like i cant take the banter. But iam in no mood for banter now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackkipper 1 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 a wee swift boot to the chuckies will sort them out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 FFS man (or not) grow a pair of testicles and tell your gran you don't want to be anywhere near that shower of rats right now. sort of promised though lol. And i dont want to shy out of it looking like i cant take the banter. But iam in no mood for banter now. Their religion promised to look after the poor and needy in the third world countries...while their leader flies around in a private jet and lives in gold plated accomodation. Now that is a promise that mattered...and was broken. Don't go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 a wee swift boot to the chuckies will sort them out! Doubt they have any. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 FFS man (or not) grow a pair of testicles and tell your gran you don't want to be anywhere near that shower of rats right now. sort of promised though lol. And i dont want to shy out of it looking like i cant take the banter. But iam in no mood for banter now. Their religion promised to look after the poor and needy in the third world countries...while their leader flies around in a private jet and lives in gold plated accomodation. Now that is a promise that mattered...and was broken. Don't go. Ill go, eat all the food for the dinner while they are discussing the game, thus no tatties for tims. Briefly walk into the living room, shout no surrender and leave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuBee85 0 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 bollocks to the lot. walk in there with your head held high like the true prod your proud to be. Play them at thier own game and just kept smiling. when they start trying ae get fresh tell them straight that we are the people and the league is still in our hands. FUCK THE POPE :unionflag: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gers08 5 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 a wouldnt go would advise against buyin a paper til wednesday as its gona b full of how the title race is still on Fuck Off The cry was no surrender :unionflag: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 FFS man (or not) grow a pair of testicles and tell your gran you don't want to be anywhere near that shower of rats right now. sort of promised though lol. And i dont want to shy out of it looking like i cant take the banter. But iam in no mood for banter now. Their religion promised to look after the poor and needy in the third world countries...while their leader flies around in a private jet and lives in gold plated accomodation. Now that is a promise that mattered...and was broken. Don't go. Ill go, eat all the food for the dinner while they are discussing the game, thus no tatties for tims. Briefly walk into the living room, shout no surrender and leave. Don't forget to give your gran a huge and play a fake flute while exiting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 762 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 It never sucks to be a bear mate! Just remind them what other competitions they're in this season, and what they're doing on Thursday night? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delparlane 5,765 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I'm not one for bashing people's families, but man, tell em to screw off and do your own thing. I would in a minute if hell rained tim family down on me. Job was on Easy street compared to you, kb! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I'm not one for bashing people's families, but man, tell em to screw off and do your own thing. I would in a minute if hell rained tim family down on me. Job was on Easy street compared to you, kb! I am going to run this one out. First PM I send tomorrow is for verification on his terrible treatment of his family filth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkiebear 1,013 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 FFS man (or not) grow a pair of testicles and tell your gran you don't want to be anywhere near that shower of rats right now. sort of promised though lol. And i dont want to shy out of it looking like i cant take the banter. But iam in no mood for banter now. Their religion promised to look after the poor and needy in the third world countries...while their leader flies around in a private jet and lives in gold plated accomodation. Now that is a promise that mattered...and was broken. Don't go. Ill go, eat all the food for the dinner while they are discussing the game, thus no tatties for tims. Briefly walk into the living room, shout no surrender and leave. Don't forget to give your gran a huge and play a fake flute while exiting. Well my grans not really interested in football, but she is a thistle fan so she is ok, but its the rest, my aunty supports celtic and hibs cos she lives right next to easter road. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemeanie6 3 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Go wearing your rangers shirt, you've got nothing to be ashamed of, we gave the tims a run for their money today and in the last match, ask them to take a look at THEIR season compared to ours, I know I'd be laughing in their irish faces. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofb1988 61 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 agree with everything they say. record it all on ur fone. bluetooth them it all when we are lifting our 4th trophy of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gartcosh Bear 124 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Just explain the concept of mathematics to them. Failing that, show them a picture of of all 4 of this season's trophies in the Ibrox trophy cabinet come the end of the season. That should quieten them down a bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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