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Willis

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  1. Can't imagine what that carpet must look like when you turn on the uv light
  2. Hopefully Kent has some factor 50 with him. Looks like he'd burn easily.
  3. We're a couple spilled pints away from seeing the 1972 squad singing Imagine by John Lennon to try and keep the peace
  4. Make sure to post some pics when you arrive
  5. Half expecting the club to release a deep fake of Jimmy and Walter telling fans to be good
  6. Just be honest. Your sisterwife isn't letting you go is he?
  7. I've never had any cancelations or delays yet at the same time they're one of the worst airlines to travel with. Its like when you see videos of hotels or restaurants in North Korea or Russia. Its just shitty in this almost undescribable way. Even if everything goes smoothly there's still nothing nice about it. Its like the megabus at 2am after an Eminem gig.
  8. Imagine something like this happening to such a staunch poster and Rangers fan. Pm me your Papal details mate I'm gonnae send you some cash for a black cab to Seville
  9. Imagine being the club with the most paedophiles in history and still thinking you have the moral high ground The words insane and delusion get thrown about a lot but this mob really are the epitome of it.
  10. If we play like we've played well win 2-0 i reckon. I'm nervous. But at the same time I don't have a fucking doubt in my mind that we can do it and do it in style.
  11. Just put some lambs blood on your door and it will be fine mate. Either way if we lose I'm blaming you.
  12. I'm spraypainting my rabbits foot orange before the match
  13. The lady garden pics will be interesting
  14. I'd rather be in a pub and be covered in vodka and cocaine. If we win it will be a scroungers wet dream the amount of lines folk will be dishing out
  15. Even watching it at Ibrox on screens doesn't sound too exciting to me. As you say id rather watch it in a pub where there will be an atmosphere than sitting in a stadium with no drink, or celebrating a goal by getting a plate of szechuan chicken flung over me
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