watty.

Just covered that Emmet granger in pig shit. Oddly satisfying

Drunk day with lenny was Fucking amazing 

Aye a went up with a shirt and fingerless gloves. 
Frostbite on my bellend. Fucking chasing stags and all sorts thInking it’s the horse like a tit

That wee Jack guys been stoating about in mine from the beginning, his Mum only shows up at missions though. 
Only started playing this a couple of days ago, but it's addictive as fuck. 
 

He's a wee poofter.
Making daisy chains and all. If I didn't already know he grew up to avenge the legend I would drown the fucker

been confirmed there's a bug that stops Abigail,jack and the woman you rescue at the start of the game from appearing around camp from when you first arrive at camp until chapter 4.they only show up for story missions e.g fishing then disappear again.
seems it's affecting everyone,noticed it myself but I thought they were away doing something else,pure pish! rock star releasing a patch to fix it.

? least he bought you dinner first mate

found a random npc out in the wild a few chapters ago that had his leg caught in a bear trap,so I helped free him.just met him again outside a store in chapter 3 and he said to go into the store and buy any item and he'd pay for it.bought the dearest gun in the shop,cheers cunt.
it's wee things like that which makes me love this game.

No chance,St midden fans brush their teeth wi used tampons.

that looks like a fucking golf ball

Same,I'm away out to the forest to get my starfish stretched.

No chance,St midden fans brush their teeth wi used tampons.

Probably an 8ball

Same,I'm away out to the forest to get my starfish stretched.

honestly don't understand cunts that say it's boring,loads of stuff to do.
hunting legendary animals for upgrades,go fishing,bounty hunts which are way better than they were in the first,debt collecting,stranger missions,rob homesteads,and that's no even touching the story,which apparently takes about 60 odd hours.
I'm absolutely astonished how rock star managed to make this look so good on ps4 considering the size of the world they've created.
the attention to every little detail is mind blowing,could sit around camp listening to all the characters wee stories and the way they react to each other for ages.every time I've been back I've never seen the same thing twice,it's unreal.
game of the generation for me so far and I've just started chapter 3.

Same,I'm away out to the forest to get my starfish stretched.

Some red neck with no socks on invited me in for supper then clubbed me. Looked like drugged too then woke up in a forest next day. If that’s not a rape then I’ve been brought up wrong 

found a random npc out in the wild a few chapters ago that had his leg caught in a bear trap,so I helped free him.just met him again outside a store in chapter 3 and he said to go into the store and buy any item and he'd pay for it.bought the dearest gun in the shop,cheers cunt.
it's wee things like that which makes me love this game.

you can get raped ? this game just keeps getting better,should prob head into valentine and see If I can get some Vaseline then,oh and hair pomade for my arse crack.
aye cheers mate,have fun and try no stay up too late ? 
 
 

found a random npc out in the wild a few chapters ago that had his leg caught in a bear trap,so I helped free him.just met him again outside a store in chapter 3 and he said to go into the store and buy any item and he'd pay for it.bought the dearest gun in the shop,cheers cunt.
it's wee things like that which makes me love this game.

? exactly mate.i've no had my hole aff the Mrs for about a week and I couldn't give a fuck,sitting there rattling like a junkie waiting for the weans to fuck off to bed so I can get ma daily fix.
watched a cunt on YouTube who quit the game after 2 hours cos he said the intro was too long,absolute mong.
the game was designed to be played at a slow pace so you can soak up the world and experience and see all the love and care rock star put into the game.
read that there's people who have finished the story in 3 days,fucking mental.i've had the game since last Friday,been on every night for around 4 or five hours and I've just got to chapter 3,just enjoying taking my time as I know I prob won't be going back to it for a long time when I finish it,especially with online launching at the end of the month.
 

Can relate to that first paragraph mate 
Yip as you say the games not to be rushed through it's to enjoy and take your time ,I'm gonna do abit of fucking about and exploring now hopefully don't end up raped 
Don't get wee fannys like that on YouTube to me that added to the game loving the music too,great game.
Enjoy your gaming session the night mate,I'm away back on it the now  

? exactly mate.i've no had my hole aff the Mrs for about a week and I couldn't give a fuck,sitting there rattling like a junkie waiting for the weans to fuck off to bed so I can get ma daily fix.
watched a cunt on YouTube who quit the game after 2 hours cos he said the intro was too long,absolute mong.
the game was designed to be played at a slow pace so you can soak up the world and experience and see all the love and care rock star put into the game.
read that there's people who have finished the story in 3 days,fucking mental.i've had the game since last Friday,been on every night for around 4 or five hours and I've just got to chapter 3,just enjoying taking my time as I know I prob won't be going back to it for a long time when I finish it,especially with online launching at the end of the month.
 

Only a wee Fortnite virgin would say it's boring  this game is immense so much to do and take in and Definitely a game of the generation I'm just midway through chapter 2 too and can see what @Dan Deacon was talking about without the snow,graphics and detail are just wow, the weans better buckle up as I'll be tanning it home from the school run to get back on it  the missus better no be wanting pumped either tonight that'll eat into my gaming time 

honestly don't understand cunts that say it's boring,loads of stuff to do.
hunting legendary animals for upgrades,go fishing,bounty hunts which are way better than they were in the first,debt collecting,stranger missions,rob homesteads,and that's no even touching the story,which apparently takes about 60 odd hours.
I'm absolutely astonished how rock star managed to make this look so good on ps4 considering the size of the world they've created.
the attention to every little detail is mind blowing,could sit around camp listening to all the characters wee stories and the way they react to each other for ages.every time I've been back I've never seen the same thing twice,it's unreal.
game of the generation for me so far and I've just started chapter 3.