the sliver fox

Line me up alongside Jig for the most dynamic, speedy midfield in the history of football!

If Jelavic does leave in Jan and we do not bring in a suitable replacement, I am officially offering my services to Rangers. There will not be any problems with transfer fee's, as I am currently without a club at the moment. I do have Multiple Sclerosis, so it will be a return to having a striker with the same mobility as Boyd, but I do have a good eye for goal having scored 5 in one game in Primary 6 and then getting the nickname 'Super sub' by the local press while playing welfare football at the age of 17 due to my knack of coming off the bench and scoring (more often than not). If Super feels that I would not be a viable option up top if Jelavic does leave, I feel I could still offer more that Jig and Clubfoot, so don't hesitate to get in contact Ally, I'm ready and waiting for the call.

The Goalie, amazing keeper and a great bloke. Got absolutely shit faced with him in Elgin when he was playing for Elgin, absolute legend of a bloke.

This. I've already told the wife if we win £100M+ I'm ring fencing £50M for Rangers and all I would want in return is a seat in the directors box for me and my lad for life.

Today's performance by Wylde was definitely one of his worst so far this season, but this doesn't make him shite. The problem when he's going flat out to hit the by line is he isn't looking up before putting a cross in. He also needs to either learn a little trick or two or just build up the confidence to use some that he already knows and start using them in his game, as he is fast becoming a one trick pony of knocking the ball past the defender and legging it for the by line.

He said on twitter the other night he's going to be starting jogging/running again either this week or next week, cant remember exactly. Cant link either as my shitey work network wont allow us on twitter.

Nice one Durranty, Sutton is a cunt of the highest order.

Changed my vote to 10 White 1 red, still don't have a fucking clue though, what time is the big reveal going to be?

Glad I cleared that up for you I'm still no nearer to working out the Rangers connection though.

I chose 11 red purely because there is more reds than white.

Yes and no.

what time is the big reveal going to be?

Congrats bud

Ray Wilkins Vs The Bheasts Jonas Thern Vs The Bheasts Jorg Albertz Vs The Bheasts (That Free Kick) Jaimie Ness Vs The Bheasts Brian Laudrup Vs The Bheasts (@ the Piggery after that Brian O'Neil fucked up) and many, many more.

Aw fer fucks sake, this is all getting too confusing. Think I'm just going to get divorced, sell the kids on eBay, move to outer Mongolia and live in a cave. Maybe then I can live with out offended Jabba the cunt.

Am I allowed to sing happy birthday to the kids if I remove the references to birthdays, the kids names and sing it in my head and not allowed? Or is that still going to get fat Alecs back up?

Am I still allowed to sing happy birthday to my kids on their birthdays, or is that going to offend anyone?

Dear Fat Alec Continuing on from the email you received from thebooler ref offensive songs, could you please ban any song by Will Young, Adele, the Spice Girls, Justin Beiber, Westlife, Boyzone, a good few Girls Aloud songs but not all of them because I find them offensive. Did I say Adele, because not only do I find her voice offensive, I would class her as incredibly offensive to look at to boot! Yours the Sliver Fox

Dear Mr Booler Of course you will be OK to sing Flower of Scotland, as everyone knows that this is not one of the horrible, popular songs sung at Ibrox by the Rangers faithful. The type of song that will be outlawed are God Save the Queen, Rule Britania, Build My Gallows etc. All the songs sung at Parkhead will be allowed too, as we are too scared to stop 'them' from doing what they like. If you bother me again with this type of drivel, I will be forced to send round some of my Secret Service (SS) chaps to deal with you. Yours Fat Alec

From a purely personal point of view, what would he do ref the Armed Forces? Would us current serving Scottish be kicked out of the RAF, Army and Navy for being foreigners? Would he set up a new Scottish Armed forces? The guy is a fucking useless fat prick, I'm in a well bad strop now cause of the cunt!

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That one will be getting printed off to join all the other pro Rangers/ fuck sellic pics on the office wall tomorrow. Hard to think I'm a serious 30 something in the military.

I'll be going to the game, purely because I love the Rangers, no other reason. £25 may be a bit steep, but as has been said already we have no European football and Liverpool do have a few handy players so should be a good night. Might even see if any of the Liverpool fans on camp fancy a trip up too, bit of extra petrol money. Plus, could be a fucking awesome chance to give that cunt Bellamy dogs abuse all night.

The most likely outcome is decoder sales in Greece go through the roof, in turn saving the Greek economy, sending the price of the Euro flying out of control essentially rendering the value of the dollar worthless. The chinese and Russian governments then start whoring themselves to various Euro countries in a vain attempt to garner favour with the new mega rich Euro states, however, as the new leader and head country of Euro-Topia, Andorra have enough of the bawbaggery shown and launch WW3. Or..... Football screening rights are just readjusted to take into account the new ruling.