[Summer Transfers]

This’ll never happen but in an ideal world

OUT:

McLaughlin

Tavernier, Ridvan, Goldson, Davies, Balogun, Barisic, King

Lundstram, Jack, Cantwell, Matondo, Dowell, Wright, Raskin

Silva, Lawrence, Roofe, McAusland, Dessers (cash in whatever we can)

Unfortunately we’ll be stuck with most no doubt.

[Collum]

3 hours ago, RealWorldRich said:

You know nothing about football.

Aye very good you’ll be banned in a month enjoy

[Collum]

9 minutes ago, RealWorldRich said:

Yes he was, we had no chance with 10 men

Blame Lundstram for that then ffs

Its a straight red, dry your fucking eyes

[*****Official we love shitey hands and walls fc vs Rangers match thread*****]

Barisic and Lundstram on the same side leads to that

Both have deals sorted

Neither cares

[*****Official we love shitey hands and walls fc vs Rangers match thread*****]

10 minutes ago, BlueSuedeSambas said:

Think tomorrow I would be going 4-4-2 with a narrow compact midfield that can easily become a three to stop us getting overrun.

Butland

Tav Souttar Davies Yilmaz

Sterling Lundstram Raskin Diomande

Silva Dessers 

What time did you start drinking?

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1 hour ago, B1872 said:

By whom?

Genuinely can’t remember but it is a pretty ridiculous assumption anyway that the rest of the podcast team would have a Hibs fan as a key member nevermind why he’d spend his time speaking about Rangers in such depth

Fairly certain he’s a season ticket holder at Ibrox

[Diomande]

Think he could be one of our key players next season

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13 hours ago, B1872 said:

Johnny McFarlane is a Hibs fan tbf!

Pretty sure that was rubbished some time ago

[*****Official we love shitey hands and walls fc vs Rangers match thread*****]

2 hours ago, VanVeenRangers said:

Win this and their game away at Killie is massive pressure.

Your usernames a fucking riddy

[*****Official we love shitey hands and walls fc vs Rangers match thread*****]

2 hours ago, J-Maestro said:

Aye what we should do is just let them run over the top of us and rely on the defensive capabilities of Tav, Davies, Souttar and Yilmaz.

I laugh because if I don’t I’ll cry 

[*****Official Rangers vs Kilmarnock match thread*****]

4 hours ago, KingKirk said:

Lack of clinical edge has been our issue since Kilmarnock on the opening day. 

We had the chance to fix it in January and chose not to

No money. Zero. Clement explicitly stated that at the Souness show at the Armadillo.

We could all scream about going to get Shankland or Miovski but it was never happening even if the manager himself wanted it

[Tav's time is up.]

11 minutes ago, MayboleLoyal_atb said:

Really poor again for the goal.

I thought Butland should maybe have come for it aswell?

On replay it looks more of a mistake from Butland but you can’t forgive ushering a ball into the net the way Tav did

Bogging

[*****Official we love shitey hands and walls fc vs Rangers match thread*****]

Game will be won and lost inside the first 10 minutes

[Goal difference]

Can I just say, what the actual fuck was Silva’s celebration all about  

Cunt would eat himself if he was chocolate 

[Tav's time is up.]

1 hour ago, five stars said:

We start with another penalty taker.

That's the majority of the goals.

Sterling overlapping from RB will get as many assists as Tav.

Then factor in the amount of goals we don't lose from the schoolboy defending. 

It's time.

Killie left back had Sterling’s number for most of the game today, not convinced with him out wide. Much prefer him in the middle.

[Darts]

1 hour ago, JackAlex93 said:

I think his family will keep him grounded. He and Aspinall share the same manager, I'm sure he'll keep him on the right track. Most looking forward to seeing how he fares in the matchplay. 2nd biggest after the world's IMO

Dunno if this is common knowledge at this point but Aspinall had trials at Rangers as a goalie from Stockport

[Darts]

1 minute ago, JackAlex93 said:

He's been a breath of fresh air in every tournament he's played in PDC so far. Won't be long before his career earnings reach a million btw 😂

Just hope he’s the right people around him for that amount of money and change so soon but it does seem like he does

Seems very grounded for such a young man

[Darts]

1 hour ago, JackAlex93 said:

It's quite sad isn't it? Jealousy ripping out of grown men. He's 17 year old living the absolute dream. I'd have went off the rails already after the world's 😂

Mate when cunts are walking back for a drink of water I’d be waving my sack about the hard camera after winning a leg on Double 1

[Castore Kit Thread]

13 hours ago, RockwellGers said:

Beautiful kit, loved the collar

[*****Official Irish League Thread*****]

2 hours ago, .Williamson. said:

Been sold out for weeks too. Linfield and Cliftonville haven’t played eachother in the final since the 1930s I’m sure I read somewhere 

Was going to buy a ticket myself but left it too late. Wonder what Blue Unity will be up to tomorrow, id say they’ve got tickets no bother 

See the Linfield-Cliftonville games, is there ever any trouble? I always feel they look quite tame on the tele  

[Hamburg]

24 minutes ago, .Williamson. said:

Aye looks awful. 

Convinced it’s why BBC show more away games than anything else when they’re showing Linfield 

I’ve always wondered how much bigger Ibrox would look if they had the cameras facing the three-tiered main stand

Helluva sight

[New Football Shirts]

8 hours ago, wully said:

Surely not

[Hamburg]

4 hours ago, .Williamson. said:

I don’t mind Linfield, the biggest end of their support are all Rangers who regularly travel over to watch us aswell 

Wish they’d get their own ground though. Looks woeful them playing in Windsor park to a couple thousand every other week 

Doesn’t help at all where they put the TV cameras

[Borna Barisic]

3 hours ago, G.E.C. said:

I’ll fuckin knock ye out ya fuckin cunt

 

  

[Goldson]

2 minutes ago, Big Al 55 said:

One niggle away from Davies at CH

Pretty sure he’s waiting tables in Seville

Hasn’t been seen since Betis