Hilly86

I saw one with Le Tissier and a well known Q-Anon crank...is there a new one? Amazing what being a heid-the-baw target man will do to you.

Are centre forwards supposed to be able to move at something more than a walking pace, not blowing out their arse after jumping for a header? Don't know that this is the time or place for some newfangled nonsense.

Dortmund exist to be tortured by Bayern, in the most painful ways possible.

Totally, most Dortmund thing ever.

McCrorie Tavernier Ridvan Lundstram King Jack Raskin Hagi Cantwell Lowry Colak

Recognising it and saying it out loud in a press conference already feels like a little bit of progress. Still a lot more backbone to find.

I really don't want to endure any more players who are Scottish enough, rather than good enough, and paying too much for the privilege. We've not been arsed to put enough thought into building a front line that isn't shit...fix that first, swap the dross for a squad that Beale thinks can win the league, work with what's left for Europe. A medical/fitness strategy worth the description might help a bit, for European squad numbers too.

The same brainless, careless shit they love to wander into during a game. Jack's pass was even more stupid. The club and manager gave them plenty of reasons to half-arse it tonight, this squad will take that opportunity every time.

omfg, Tavernier...

I hope you're staying up beyond 90 minutes to thank the lads for all their efforts, too?

It's like a nervous tick, he just cannot ever resist it.

Might be a bit of both? I don't doubt we'd want to sell him this summer, also hope we're learning lessons about Jack's ability to play twice in three days.

After getting the boot in to force that mistake before the third goal, the way he got himself up quickly and sprinted as hard as he could to make himself an option for Sakala - beautiful to see. Get a team following his example and we'll be alright.

They've not given us reason to feel confident. Wonder which farcical way they'll manage to shrink again today?

No.

They have a clear way in which to get the ball to their front players, our players know that our attacking play has to end with Kent, Sakala or Morelos, with all the confidence that brings. Everyone - us, teammates, opposition, themselves - knows they're not good enough. If Beale can fix our attacking play this summer, he'll have done well. A gigantic ask.

Tell the squad about what was being said and sung on Sunday, remind them that this lot hate you and laugh at you, pick the the ones that take it personally - or the ones that give the best impression of caring a little bit. Add another eight or nine out of necessity and hope for the best.

Matondo doing a run and assist, a midfielder beating a player, this nonsense looks fun!

Finishing a sitter, what witchcraft is this?

Quite a few of them give the impression that they're alright with that.

Boy did well to fight off those ferocious challenges from Tillman... Wish I could ever sleep as well as these do on a football pitch.

Lost count of the number of times we've needed " A Complete Overhaul ™ ", but it never happens. The hardest part will be letting go enough of those who don't contribute enough or at all.

He's probably better than those options, but there are so many more glaring demands on our limited budget. That said, if Barcelona are still a financial basket-case, willing to pay his wages for the year and give us a set price...welcome Pablo!

Not a chance, I'd bet that training and playing is the limit of interest in football for most of them. As for Kent, repeatedly convincing himself that he's going start from the halfway line, run straight at that 17 man defence and beat them all with pace and blind faith, all before setting up an easy finish for a lethal striker...then remembering who and where he is...might be more of a confidence drain.

Basic PR would be useful, appearing to care feels like a stretch for far too many.