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Why behind closed doors? Why should the supporters of both teams be denied the chance to watch the game that they have paid good money to attend? Three thousand odd Bears have bought tickets for this game, probably the same amount of Dundee season ticket holders and general sale tickets as well? No doubt down to Elf & safety, but there must be someway that the supporters of both teams could be safely allowed entrance to a neutral venue, even at short notice.

Dens pitch inspection underway.

I wonder what sort of excuse Lost Email FC will come up with to try and avoid refunding the ticket money if the League order the game to be played at a neutral ground behind closed doors? And if it does go ahead with no fans present, surely Rangers can claim that sporting integrity (no sniggering at the back there) has been compromised as Rangers will be without the backing of the 3000 or so Bears who would have been at the Dundee Everglades?

Not a chance in hell. In Dundonian terms that would be like Sellik having to come to us for the use of Ibrox in the event of some safety failure at Breezeblock Boulevard.

The meltdown if we were to be awarded a 3-0 walkover against Lost Email FC would be glorious to behold.

Thanks for clearing this up, given the sheer volume of complaints that seem to be being made I am sure that your last sentence there will prove to be the case. Obviously the number of complaints will die down a bit after the novelty factor and publicity fades, however there will be events, like Sundays game, Indy marches, Loyal order, Republican parades, celebrity and political outbursts and ill advised statements that will see huge numbers of complaints being made that could see it take weeks for complaints just to be logged, never mind investigated or acted upon. An utter shambles, that absolutely everyone except Useless and his troupe of clapping seals at Holyrood saw coming.

Not that technically savvy but would a VPN make it impossible for the site to provide an IP address?

A Club that now has a pattern of behaviour in ousting Jews from its boardroom and playing staff.

I see that Mhob are full of themselves this morning after defeating the mighty Ferrantibankston Thistle, all over every back page this morning about how good they are, how they are flying and how much they are looking forward to Sunday. Whilst I doubt that Clement will be one for sticking press cuttings up on the dressing room wall, I would hope that he and the players will have read this shite with a sense of determination to shut these mouthy bastards up come Sunday lunchtime.

Only in Scotland. Intentional or not, smashing your elbow into your opponents face is foul play, every second, of every minute, of every hour, of every day, of every week of the month.

We have nothing to fear but honest mistakes from a referee terrified to give any call against Them lest his windows be put in and his kids intimidated and threatened at school. I may be guilty of wishful thinking here but after having a perfectly good goal chopped off in the first game at Ibrox and a blatant handball/penalty denied us at the Piggery., it would be nice to think that Them have used up their luck in this fixture this season and that decisions will indeed even themselves out over the course of the season. Mind you, I would not advise holding my breath waiting for such a scenario to unfold next Sunday.

I will not be shedding any tears if Ferrantibankston Thistle go by the wayside, as you say this relegation could well be the end of them.

A strange tradition, that you can somehow redeem your honour by ritually disemboweling yourself.

What gives? Not watching but I will assume that it is the Goon Brigade up to their usual?

With Killie securing top six yesterday, I would not bet tuppence that we are not sent to Injury Park for a third time after the split.

As I said earlier, first game against Them next season is at the Piggery, if they give us 5%, then they get the same for Ibrox in the spirit of the agreement. Should they spout pish about security and access problems and give us 4%, then we give Them 4%, and so on. As I also said earlier though, Them are still getting the better of this agreement as they will be receiving unrestricted, very good seats in our Stadium, whilst the majority of Bears will be behind a pillar in a section of that shit hole of a ground that has very poor sight lines to begin with, before you take in to consideration the dangerously roofed main stand and the support pillars in your way and many seats in that area where you have no view of parts of the playing field at all.

About 2000 of the supposed 3000 we are getting will be restricted view, with many of those severely restricted. I once had a ticket in there where not only did you have support poles in your way, you were totally blocked from sight from the corner flag almost up to the goal post, basically if the ball went into that corner you could not see anything at all.

Again agreed, which is probably why the Club has agreed to this, as I said earlier, different matter if we were locking out thousands of season ticket holders to accommodate that Scum. Bad enough that is seems that kids ST's will miss out with this deal, so there is no way that a return to the old allocation will be acceptable to the Club IMHO.

I agree, there is no way that the Bears would tolerate what would be a humiliating climb down to Them, besides it is one thing pissing off and relocating a few hundred season ticket holders, another matter entirely pissing off and trying to relocate several thousand season ticket holders unless there are imminent plans to significantly increase the capacity that we have not heard of.

No chance that the Hordes will stand for us getting 500 odd more tickets than they do. And of course, the vast majority of our allocation will be in the restricted view corner, tucked out of site, whilst they will have totally unrestricted view seats with great seats in the Broomloan at the expense of Rangers season ticket holders. 1500 max IMHO, but if the deal is done then we will just have to wait and see if they honour the 3000 at the first game against Them next season which will be at the Piggery.

Nah, Peter will have the panel well briefed with what he expects. Brentan will be thanked by the panel for bringing the refereeing corruption and conspiracy to the SFA's attention, as a result the League will be immediately terminated with Sellik declared Champions as a reward for their constant, unwavering resistance against the campaign against Them that has seen them win 11 Titles over the last 12 seasons.

Given the fucked up nature of the split and the neutral fixture computer, as I understand it, it is possible that we will be allocated a fixture at Injury Park Kilmarnock for a third time this season. Please correct me if I am wrong on this as quite frankly I would rather play Either of the Edinburgh teams away again rather than have to navigate that oversized doormat at Killie again.

He does not have to any more. He went to the big beach in the sky about 8 years ago. Still miss the Wee Man to this day.

Naw. Nice to be infantile occasionally.

Despite the ludicrous ticket prices, you just know that the Bears are going to be there probably 30,000+ strong, especially if we have won the Title and are preparing ourselves for the Champions League. I was fortunate enough to be one of the Bears who attended the game against Watery Farts when there was at least 12,000 of us there, the atmosphere, despite the stadium still being at least half capacity was superb. One can only hope that if the ticket sales are good Man Ure may be persuaded to send up a stronger team than their under 21 squad that most people are expecting.