It's a much safer closet to exit whilst over here though than in Saudi Arabia tbf.
It's for this reason I don't believe he's actually gay, I think he just likes the look.
We got the wee man one for his Christmas and it's sat gathering stoor in the cupboard, while he spends most of his time watching annoying wee cunts on youtube.
We've turned in to such fearful, pessimistic, shite bag bastards!
"Dad, Dad it's sunny outside, No shut the curtains! Come away from that window, it'll rain for a week now you enjoyed that!
My 8 year olds team play on plastic pitches, my attitude is that professional footballers should be able to play on any pitch.
There's plastic pitches at Auchenhowie it's no excuse.
Cunts gurned for years when they had a team of bastards and wind up merchants while we had a team of nice guys.
Now we have a bastard of our own (who can play a bit) and can wind them up and it's "tone it down please Todd".