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Cunt looks like a madame tussauds wax work. A budget range one at that.

He missed the target by about 8000 miles then

Let's be honest here. We signed him when we were a Championship club and were desperate to get a bit of SPL quality in our team. Those days are thankfully gone and we are no longer a lower league circus act. He only got to play for the best club in the world due to extremely unusual circumstances. St. Johnstone is your level Michael. Enjoy playing in a freezing and empty stadium before your team goes back to being relegation material while we build towards an exciting future.

Confirmed: Alves definitely stole your Playstation

Say that to his face. You better be prepared for a brutal karate kick to your cranium and knocked the fuck out! ? No cunt messes with Bruno. Bring on the mhutants.

Oh Ally 55 can't come soon enough.

Each to their own I'm not going to slaughter a Rangers fan but I have zero time for the trash that want to harm our club. Religion is the root of alot of evils. I will defend Rangers till I die.

Some of my earliest memories at Ibrox was Davie Robertson terrorising the opposition down the left towards the goal. He was like a greyhound out there.

Papac was a good player for us but my main frustration with him was he'd win the ball and get into dangerous positions for us only to be let down by his crossing into the box. My memory might be a bit hazy but I'm sure I remember shouting lots at another weak/failed cross by him.

Neil McCann was one of my favourite players as a youngster. Looking forward to smashing his team at Ibrox. Got a feeling we may see a Morelos hat trick here. 4-0 the Gers

I agree. But I remember him as a kid and he was a big no nonsense mongo that would put his heed through a wall if he could.

I'm actually close to tears reading that. The alcohol won't be helping but what a fucking team.

Really hope it doesn't keep the big man out of the Dundee game. Like others on here, I've suffered the misfortune of gastroenteritis. Went from being physically fit to leaving the hospital looking like a freshly liberated Auschwitz prisoner

We all want to be Champions once again but it's been a bizarre and horrendous 5 years for our club, so realistically this season we should be aiming to cement 2nd place and be no more than 10 points adrift of the green filth come the end of May. Next season is when we should be finally strong enough for 55. It was always going to be a long process.

I too feel like this. But being a typical passionate Bear, I envision and sometimes actually dream of us clicking and becoming the Rangers we grew up with. I'm proper craving the return to these days. We've had hard times before and the law of averages says we will be Champions again. It's coming

Hah didn't know that. Horrible wee club with serious delusions of grandeur. Like other clubs fans, they kicked us when we were on our knees and mock us relentlessly. We still finished ahead of them in the league ? SHITE

We've got Bruno Alves, bring on the mhutants

Make no doubt about it, Hearts are gagging for cash. A small fortune spent on Euro trash players, sacking Cathro, papped out the cup and a several million pound over budget half arsed office block....they will be choking for the blue pound. Not looking likely we'll be offered any more than 10k though

He's wearing the Rangers badge and if he does the job for us then quite frankly that's all that matters. Welcome to the best club you will ever play for Declan John!