easterhouse64 1 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 is it just me or does everyone wait till something happens to stir the crowd then they let rip Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigRFC 1 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Sniff Sniff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxwellrfc 6 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,455 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I always hold it in then wait til I'm outside and do a huge one which usually sound gloriously loud to the extent that people run away in case I follow through in style Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfcshirerfc 0 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 :L i try and do it when its loud but usually with my luck it goes silent and its a ripper :L owell what can you do .... better out than in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1689 1 Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 i dont fart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenanter 158 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Le Petomane could fart a medley of Rangers melodies, including the Blue Sea of Ibrox, Every Other Saturday, and There's not a Team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_glasgow 2 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 the only downside of the smoking ban everywhere smells of farts and BO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewisb72 50 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Le Petomane could fart a medley of Rangers melodies, including the Blue Sea of Ibrox, Every Other Saturday, and There's not a Team. Impressive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bomberbrown 10 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 2 much time on yer hands boys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamteuchter 1 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 The farts always smell the same as the pies. Im not too sure that is such a good thing.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasileBoliSoup 9 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 A thread like this would only appear in the close season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexMc 0 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 allways when im going home walking along in the crowed lol back draft. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillybilly 151 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 The old dear that sits in front of me floats air biscuits on a regular basis, by god do they smell. she doesnt swear, but by fuck the brown air that comes out her farter makes me nearly sick. hope she's not renewed for next season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterhouse64 1 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 The old dear that sits in front of me floats air biscuits on a regular basis, by god do they smell. she doesnt swear, but by fuck the brown air that comes out her farter makes me nearly sick. hope she's not renewed for next season are you in the main stand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn 0 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 The high frequency of farting at matches, means I just let rip. It is like revenge mission really. Fart unto others, as they fart unto you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterhouse64 1 Posted June 23, 2009 Author Share Posted June 23, 2009 never mind farting, anybody ever followed through :mellow: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff 22,628 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I miss the football season already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenanter 158 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 never mind farting, anybody ever followed through :mellow: Certainly, there was undeniable evidence that Shitey Sean(the Ibrox pitch invader) achieved a warm and wet outcome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtizmo 0 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 i dont fart are you secretly female? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidrennie75 0 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 spot on but sometimes ibrox is that quiet you have to ease it out but it has come out squeaky as f**k bring back terraces i say Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamteuchter 1 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 spot on but sometimes ibrox is that quiet you have to ease it out but it has come out squeaky as f**k bring back terraces i say Yes!!!!! Exactly!!!!! Wish the enclosure was still standing...Thats when the atmosphere was lost and our new farty atmosphere started Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I hate it when your just sitting there and you get this big horrible gust of shite / farty stink Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Try to keep it silent but if i don't manage too i still turn round sharply and look directly at the person beside me,always shifts the blame Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimenez 1 Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 covenanter is the last person on earth I'd have expected to see on this thread, he's so anal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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