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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

Lighten up with this mopery ffs, it's just a bit of footie banter. doh Do you think Susan gives a shit?

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

It was a fucking bit of banter; get a grip and stop complaining about everything ;)

Learn how to spell when you’re at it.

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

It was a fucking bit of banter; get a grip and stop complaining about everything ;)

Learn how to spell when you’re at it.

Aye nae bother the spelling master! <cr>
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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

It was a fucking bit of banter; get a grip and stop complaining about everything ;)

Learn how to spell when you’re at it.

Aye nae bother the spelling master! <cr>

Another fantastic post (tu)

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

Lighten up with this mopery ffs, it's just a bit of footie banter. dohDo you think Susan gives a shit?

I'd freeze Susan's shite and ass fuck myself with it until all the shite melted away.

What a babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say u widny!

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

Lighten up with this mopery ffs, it's just a bit of footie banter. doh Do you think Susan gives a shit?

I'd freeze Susan's shite and ass fuck myself with it until all the shite melted away.

What a babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say u widny!

That's not really saying much mate!

You would shag a stab wound.

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I'd freeze Susan's shite and ass fuck myself with it until all the shite melted away.

You just know there's a vid of someone doing this somewhere on the web :(

Got a link?

Been looking for over 30 mins now.

Starting to lose my hardon. :P

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

Lighten up with this mopery ffs, it's just a bit of footie banter. doh Do you think Susan gives a shit?

I'd freeze Susan's shite and ass fuck myself with it until all the shite melted away.

What a babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say u widny!

That's not really saying much mate!

You would shag a stab wound.

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Deleted from friends list now.

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

Lighten up with this mopery ffs, it's just a bit of footie banter. doh Do you think Susan gives a shit?

Couldnae care less mah man...

I am much more interested in your thread namechecking Hemingway and Dickens...

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

It was a fucking bit of banter; get a grip and stop complaining about everything ;)

Learn how to spell when you’re at it.

Aye nae bother the spelling master! <cr>

Another fantastic post (tu)

What is wrong with you?you seem to sit on your pc looking for spelling mistakes......not everybody is good at english or punctuation but hey what does this do for you?by the way listen to this song all the way throughhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjne8rw6htY&feature=channel and you'll understand life! ;)
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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

It was a fucking bit of banter; get a grip and stop complaining about everything ;)

Learn how to spell when you’re at it.

Don't you understand local dialect when it's written down phonetically?

Are you an X Factor Fan(ny)? "Get a bitta culture intae ye."

Try reading some contemporary Scottish authors and you might get it... then you can move onto Nadsat afterwards.

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

It was a fucking bit of banter; get a grip and stop complaining about everything ;)

Learn how to spell when you’re at it.

Don't you understand local dialect when it's written down phonetically?

Are you an X Factor Fan(ny)? "Get a bitta culture intae ye."

Try reading some contemporary Scottish authors and you might get it... then you can move onto Nadsat afterwards.

If you're going to criticise on the pettiest thing then so will I :D

I'm that much of a cunt.

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Anguished indeed...

Get this thread tae fuck!

Get a bitta culture intae ye. Stop watching Lucifer's Dream Box (copyright Bill Hicks)... Read a book, play some tunes, whatever...

Lighten up with this mopery ffs, it's just a bit of footie banter. doh Do you think Susan gives a shit?

I'd freeze Susan's shite and ass fuck myself with it until all the shite melted away.

What a babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say u widny!

That's not really saying much mate!

You would shag a stab wound.

Haahahah.. quality.

Ye wid shag the hole oan the tappy a dolphin's heid...!

Translation for our more spellcheckworthy members:

You would positively make love in a vigorous fashion with the opening at the uppermost point on a porpoise's cranium.

Ya bawbag.

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Haahahah.. quality.

Ye wid shag the hole oan the tappy a dolphin's heid...!

Translation for our more spellcheckworthy members:

You would positively make love in a vigorous fashion with the opening at the uppermost point on a porpoise's cranium.

Ya bawbag.

I appreciate the translation :P

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Haahahah.. quality.

Ye wid shag the hole oan the tappy a dolphin's heid...!

Translation for our more spellcheckworthy members:

You would positively make love in a vigorous fashion with the opening at the uppermost point on a porpoise's cranium.

Ya bawbag.

I appreciate the translation :P

I bet ye dae, ya flipper-tamperer...! ;)

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