Ross9.In.A.Row. 2 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 In June 2010 , a great month for me, i started seeing the girl i now love (call me gay i dont care ) and i also put a bet on with my very optimiistic, yet good friend, Rab, yes he is a tim, a bead rattler, a totty launcher. £50 on rangers winning the league, he had his bet vice versa, that (they) would win the league. When Rangers drew 0-0 with (them) at Ibrox, his first text was, 'Make sure that £50 is in notes, nice, crisp, and fresh' To be honest, i started saving my money up, but at the same time keeping faith in retaining this title. My girlfriend has now moved to Inverness with her family in search of a new job, whom i am still with and love very much (gay i know ). Yes you are thinking correct, the weekend she moves up, Terry Butcher and co. rattle the beads of timothy and friends, and Effectively hand us the title on a plate. I am now £50 up and relishing the fact it came from an optimistic beadboy. Pint lads? You've earned it ! .. and a Vod and Orange for the missus i suppose . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunslinger 270 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 you do realise your birds getting rattled right now of some teuchter with a posh voice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbroxBurnzy 484 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 you do realise your birds getting rattled right now of some teuchter with a posh voice.Hehe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jafrfc 614 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Is your missus a man? Because I'm struggling to understand why you write (gay I know) etc. Maybe it's a pre or post op transexual? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross9.In.A.Row. 2 Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 you do realise your birds getting rattled right now of some teuchter with a posh voice.All my mates say the exact same thing!, i wont lie, there favourite song is 'ADAM ROONEYS PUMPING YOUR BIRDDDDD!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
machine! 15 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Is your missus a man? Because I'm struggling to understand why you right (gay I know) etc. Maybe it's a pre or post op transexual?Why you right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross9.In.A.Row. 2 Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 Is your missus a man? Because I'm struggling to understand why you right (gay I know) etc. Maybe it's a pre or post op transexual?Growing up where i live, being is love is classed as 'Gay' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jafrfc 614 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Why you right?Sorry grammar nazi, I'm not at my usual flawless typing technique I use during the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross9.In.A.Row. 2 Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 Sorry grammar nazi, I'm not at my usual flawless typing technique I use during the day.Just say your pished, thats my excuse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plamf 39 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 In June 2010 , a great month for me, i started seeing the girl i now love (call me gay i dont care ) and i also put a bet on with my very optimiistic, yet good friend, Rab, yes he is a tim, a bead rattler, a totty launcher. £50 on rangers winning the league, he had his bet vice versa, that (they) would win the league. When Rangers drew 0-0 with (them) at Ibrox, his first text was, 'Make sure that £50 is in notes, nice, crisp, and fresh' To be honest, i started saving my money up, but at the same time keeping faith in retaining this title. My girlfriend has now moved to Inverness with her family in search of a new job, whom i am still with and love very much (gay i know ). Yes you are thinking correct, the weekend she moves up, Terry Butcher and co. rattle the beads of timothy and friends, and Effectively hand us the title on a plate. I am now £50 up and relishing the fact it came from an optimistic beadboy. Pint lads? You've earned it ! .. and a Vod and Orange for the missus i suppose .What a brilliant story, I can only hope there's a sequel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunslinger 270 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 All my mates say the exact same thing!, i wont lie, there favourite song is 'ADAM ROONEYS PUMPING YOUR BIRDDDDD!'we had a mate whos bird went to work on a cruise ship. we used to call her dirty hoor on a cruise ship. because that was her website Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What a long pish story to basically say you are under the thumb, your burds gettkng pumped and you have tarrier pals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluepeter 5,627 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 you do realise your birds getting rattled right now of some teuchter with a posh voice.I don't have a posh voice! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markybear 136 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 It's only gay if ur "bird" is a dudeFucking behave yersel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights 2,526 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Well, congratulations. Anything that gets one up on the scum works for me and I'll definitely be pre-ordering the blu-ray so that it arrives on release date. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBloubellsAreBlouie 209 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 In June 2010 , a great month for me, i started seeing the girl i now love (call me gay i dont care ) and i also put a bet on with my very optimiistic, yet good friend, Rab, yes he is a tim, a bead rattler, a totty launcher. £50 on rangers winning the league, he had his bet vice versa, that (they) would win the league. When Rangers drew 0-0 with (them) at Ibrox, his first text was, 'Make sure that £50 is in notes, nice, crisp, and fresh' To be honest, i started saving my money up, but at the same time keeping faith in retaining this title. My girlfriend has now moved to Inverness with her family in search of a new job, whom i am still with and love very much (gay i know ). Yes you are thinking correct, the weekend she moves up, Terry Butcher and co. rattle the beads of timothy and friends, and Effectively hand us the title on a plate. I am now £50 up and relishing the fact it came from an optimistic beadboy. Pint lads? You've earned it ! .. and a Vod and Orange for the missus i suppose . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddySpook 168 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 £50 quid dizni get you far these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1873TheYearThatWas 2 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Taken 50 quid off my tim mate 3 years in a row now. A bonus add-on was that he also bet they'd walk it by at least 10 points LOL. Like taking candy from a baby! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillete 1,338 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 WE NEED PICSOf this bird AlsoI do love a good love story with a happy ending Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue corn flakes 1,282 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 £50 quid dizni get you far these days.Got me three bets yesterday with nothing in return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,263 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Growing up where i live, being is love is classed as 'Gay'You stay around Porkieheid then?FFS I've loved my missus for over 40 years, GAY?.... I think not...normal human behaviour... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnbank bear 342 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 your a fud with taig mates......your burd in inverness . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macranger 296 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What a long pish story to basically say you are under the thumb, your burds gettkng pumped and you have tarrier pals.Oh poor goat obviously doesny have a burd or a wife. Either that or he's one of the stats for the rise in domestic violence after an auld firm game lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvey 5 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I made a bet with your mate and I lost.I betted 3 weeks before your burd got boffed .. she lasted 2 days.But hey, thanks for the info. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisrfc1986 0 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Strange post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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