dunkybers 3 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 One of the paralympians has banned from the wheelchair 100 meters. He tested positive for wd40. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunkybers 3 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 what's roll harris and jim torbett got in common, both done two little boys in the 70's Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonb23 99 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 never seen that before. Brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superabby 8 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Said to the lassie behind the counter at the shop tonight "can I have a kit-kat chunky?"She went and got me a kit-kat chunky, to which I said"no I wanted a normal kit-kat ya fat boot!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alectrician 70 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 In a recent Survey of 1000 Celtic fans, "Name a fish beginning with "S"... all answered "Single" !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfirejet 96 Posted September 8, 2012 Author Share Posted September 8, 2012 For anyone who liked the Scotch & Wry Rangers sketch video I posted earlier,here is a compilation of Scotch & Wry enjoy.http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=dmZ3LjwbQOU&feature=endscreen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dexiboy 157 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I phone the local chinkeys last nite and asked do you do takeaways she said yes oh what's 10 - 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue_bear12 5 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 watching the paralympics today made me wonder....if they can run faster than i can, swim better than i can, lift heavier weights than i can, why the fuck do they need to park closer to tesco than me ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieblueblood 159 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Phoned up Kwik-Fit today and asked if they do mini brakes and they said yes,i then said do you do mini breaks to amsterdam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greig-1872 12 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 To all celtic fans- when jesus died on the cross and was then resurrected should catholics now call him newco jesus and should he be stripped of his past miracles? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Speaker at a Gers dinner opens up with "All celtic fans are fucken arseholes".Guy at the back shouts, "Excuse me, i'm offended by that remark".Speaker says, "Sorry, are you a celtic fan"?Guy says, "Naw, I'm a fucken arsehole". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 72,053 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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