Jockney69 48 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Can someone create an app on iphone that tells you what you are allowed to say in Scotland without being arrested? Sort of translator type app.For all us bears coming home for a wee drink on hogmany im gonna be mute (like fuck) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Can someone create an app on iphone that tells you what you are allowed to say in Scotland without being arrested? Sort of translator type app.For all us bears coming home for a wee drink on hogmany im gonna be mute (like fuck)You can say anything you like - just don't have your Rangers top on at the time Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarcheVinny 1,003 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 You can say anything along as it isn't accompanied by any of, but not exclusively; fucking, bastard, cunt, prick, wanker, etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hugh_capet 341 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Every good Jock should have this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlBear. 8,499 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 You can say fenian.You can say bastards.You can say fuck.You can say the pope.Put them all together and you're in trouble though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1lv3r 274 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Can someone create an app on iphone that tells you what you are allowed to say in Scotland without being arrested? Sort of translator type app.Try texting Alex@snp.ruletheworld.com Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockney69 48 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 You can say fenian.You can say bastards.You can say fuck.You can say the pope.Put them all together and you're in trouble though.What if you mix them up like pope fuck hat fenian etc..Maybe thats what Gaelic is for, so you can say what you want and no cunt will understand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockney69 48 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 Try texting Alex@snp.ruletheworld.comHe can get tae fuck, just hope all them teuchters see sense.Freedom my fuckin arse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1lv3r 274 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 He can get tae fuck, just hope all them teuchters see sense.Freedom my fuckin arse.Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 That will be the next official language in an independent Scotland...Jockanese Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockney69 48 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 That will be the next official language in an independent Scotland...Jockanese Can Glasgow be independant of Scotland if it happensProblem sorted Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
knowledge 21 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 You can say anything as long as it can be considered "craic".If you are Scottish or worse British best leave it at doffing your cap, bearing in mind you are in the minority and calling big issue sellers and people dressed like big issue sellers sir or madam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Can Glasgow be independant of Scotland if it happensProblem sortedWhy not? It was once before Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 12,314 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Can Glasgow be independant of Scotland if it happensProblem sortedIt could be like Monaco, without the sunshine! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle 3,734 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Move down south, it's great! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockney69 48 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 Move down south, it's great!It is goodBut i like to go home and when i do i want it to remain the Glasgow i know and love, warts n all.Independant Glasgow Pary, Unwashed allowed but no teuchters.VOTE FOR THE IGP Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockney69 48 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 It could be like Monaco, without the sunshine!Plenty room for cruise ships along the clydeF1 through glasgowGuaranteed wet tyres on Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Non_Sucumbi 876 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Bears Den??????????????My first........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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