mitre_mouldmaster 21,510 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Best game ever made. Anyone on here play it? Its difficult to get into, but worth the effort. Im only about 2,000 hours into it (still a beginner) and now proficient at calling someones mother a whore in Russian and Peruvian. Biggest prize in online gaming (or e-sports as they really should be known), $6m prize for first place at this years finals I think. I yob tvoyu mat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluebearDory 3,694 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 My 16yr old son is bloody addicted to this game and plays it all the time- has done for over a year now. He also says he is proficient at swearing in Russian. Obviously a very educational game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 What the fuck is DOTA? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 73,843 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, M0NTY said: What the fuck is DOTA? Dota 2 is a free-to-play multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) video game developed and published by Valve Corporation for Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux. The game is the stand-alone sequel to Defense of the Ancients (DotA), which was a community-created mod for Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and its expansion pack, The Frozen Throne. Dota 2 is played in matches between two teams that consist of five players, who each occupy their own base on the map. Each player controls a powerful character, known as a "hero", that feature unique abilities and different styles of play. During a match, a player and their team collects experience points, currency, and items for their heroes in order to better fight heroes of the opposing team, attempting to push through their defenses. A team wins by being the first to destroy a large structure located in the opposing team's base, called the "Ancient". Me, I have never heard of it and it sounds utter shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, The Godfather said: Dota 2 is a free-to-play multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) video game developed and published by Valve Corporation for Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux. The game is the stand-alone sequel to Defense of the Ancients (DotA), which was a community-created mod for Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and its expansion pack, The Frozen Throne. Dota 2 is played in matches between two teams that consist of five players, who each occupy their own base on the map. Each player controls a powerful character, known as a "hero", that feature unique abilities and different styles of play. During a match, a player and their team collects experience points, currency, and items for their heroes in order to better fight heroes of the opposing team, attempting to push through their defenses. A team wins by being the first to destroy a large structure located in the opposing team's base, called the "Ancient". Me, I have never heard of it and it sounds utter shite. Sounds like a total paedo game, its always spotty greasy skinned mutants who hang about games workshop spending their paper money on figurines and smelling of BO that play this world of warcraft shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshire True Blue 66 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, The Godfather said: Dota 2 is a free-to-play multiplayer online battle arena (MOBA) video game developed and published by Valve Corporation for Microsoft Windows, OS X, and Linux. The game is the stand-alone sequel to Defense of the Ancients (DotA), which was a community-created mod for Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos and its expansion pack, The Frozen Throne. Dota 2 is played in matches between two teams that consist of five players, who each occupy their own base on the map. Each player controls a powerful character, known as a "hero", that feature unique abilities and different styles of play. During a match, a player and their team collects experience points, currency, and items for their heroes in order to better fight heroes of the opposing team, attempting to push through their defenses. A team wins by being the first to destroy a large structure located in the opposing team's base, called the "Ancient". Thrilling stuff by the sounds of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Godfather i'll trade you two wicked witches for 3 of your magic mushroom potions ! The witches have 130 power boost and 57 dark magic potential ! Kazaaaam Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitre_mouldmaster 21,510 Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 Never been into that World of Warcraft shit. Dota is different as you dont level up over time or anything. You play a match, and you are exactly equal to everyone else. Could be someone who has been playing for years, or a person who took it up yesterday. Best way I can think to equate it is like a modern version of chess, but multiplayer. Its all about strategy and team play. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 73,843 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 18 minutes ago, M0NTY said: Godfather i'll trade you two wicked witches for 3 of your magic mushroom potions ! The witches have 130 power boost and 57 dark magic potential ! Kazaaaam Aye then we can spend hours in your den discussing battle tactics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I'll bring my booklet, strategy is key but everyone knows a goblin cant beat an orc for speed silly! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitre_mouldmaster 21,510 Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 1 minute ago, The Godfather said: Aye then we can spend hours in your den discussing battle tactics. Im kinda wanting to write that you would actually be sucking each other off, but since you are kidding on to be dota players, its kinda self defeating. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 73,843 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, mitre_mouldmaster said: Im kinda wanting to write that you would actually be sucking each other off, but since you are kidding on to be dota players, its kinda self defeating. I bet you spend most your time imaging men sooking each other off ya wrong yin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, mitre_mouldmaster said: Im kinda wanting to write that you would actually be sucking each other off, but since you are kidding on to be dota players, its kinda self defeating. Says the paedo ring game player whos racked up 2000 hours so far....Post a picture to see if you resemble the description i posted above Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo1872 4,065 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 30 minutes ago, mitre_mouldmaster said: Never been into that World of Warcraft shit. Dota is different as you dont level up over time or anything. You play a match, and you are exactly equal to everyone else. Could be someone who has been playing for years, or a person who took it up yesterday. Best way I can think to equate it is like a modern version of chess, but multiplayer. Its all about strategy and team play. Sounds like some sort of SNP PC propoganda to me.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitre_mouldmaster 21,510 Posted October 5, 2016 Author Share Posted October 5, 2016 17 minutes ago, M0NTY said: Says the paedo ring game player whos racked up 2000 hours so far....Post a picture to see if you resemble the description i posted above Nothing like it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelydan1690 20,228 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Too many wee virgin bastards on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowhillLoyal 122 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 On 04/10/2016 at 7:06 PM, mitre_mouldmaster said: Best game ever made. Anyone on here play it? Its difficult to get into, but worth the effort. Im only about 2,000 hours into it (still a beginner) and now proficient at calling someones mother a whore in Russian and Peruvian. Biggest prize in online gaming (or e-sports as they really should be known), $6m prize for first place at this years finals I think. I yob tvoyu mat Tried it but thought it was shite after having played League of Legends Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 Too much gay Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.