OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Brutal I say, brutal Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Bobby Hume said: The damage is done now mate .... best you cancel your account and register a new one .... it's the only way you will be able to salvage the situation. plumGer was particularly fond of his Bridgette ... even though she was a muslim ..... and only his seventh wife. Â I must say at this point that i am not muslim. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, plumbGER said: I must say at this point that i am not muslim. But you married one so you kind of are now Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, OneDavidCooper said: But you married one so you kind of are now If you canny fuck Mohammed fuck his people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 13,087 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, plumbGER said: I must say at this point that i am not muslim. ..... so sorry mate ..... I meant to say Mormon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross The Boss 30 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, plumbGER said: I resemble that remark. plumGER...AS PROMISED...I've just gave you my first official 'like' btw...ye can go n have another wank now...should at least cheer you up a wee bit, Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Bobby Hume said: ..... so sorry mate ..... I meant to say Mormon. Buddhist mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 26 minutes ago, Gustav said: Prove it. Burst out laughing at this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I am the only Muslim on this site and resent the implication that I'm not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 8 minutes ago, plumbGER said: If you canny fuck Mohammed fuck his people. Hawl Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ross The Boss said: plumGER...AS PROMISED...I've just gave you my first official 'like' btw...ye can go n have another wank now...should at least cheer you up a wee bit, I can only wank once a day but it's ok, foreverandever has already PM'd me offering services should i require. I can only accept if he washes his hands first as he is fond of kebab meat and the smell reminds me of my dearly departed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, born a blue nose said: Hawl I beg your pardon? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, plumbGER said: I beg your pardon? Ma weans might be Muslim soon Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Wance a shoot ma load up ozzy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,502 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, plumbGER said: I can only wank once a day but it's ok, foreverandever has already PM'd me offering services should i require. I can only accept if he washes his hands first as he is fond of kebab meat and the smell reminds me of my dearly departed. Â Â Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,502 Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, born a blue nose said: Wance a shoot ma load up ozzy Osbourne? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, born a blue nose said: Ma weans might be Muslim soon Fuck i forgot about her, when are you going to unveil her to the troops? That cunt has sent a jihad on me for catching his wife without her veil on, eluded him so far. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Just now, ForeverAndEver said: Osbourne? Naw a little Muslim burd am getting her number off from my local Pakistani shop. Already said she's going to give me it, wee ride. A think. Can only see her coupon lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, plumbGER said: Fuck i forgot about her, when are you going to unveil her to the troops? That cunt has sent a jihad on me for catching his wife without her veil on, eluded him so far. Once a build up the courage to go back to the shop ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I don't know what words to use without sounding racist because I'm definitely not Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I think a love her Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross The Boss 30 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 15 minutes ago, plumbGER said: I resemble that remark. ...well at least we've learned a couple of things today...Firstly; I'm a True, Old School Ranger! ...Honourable, Respectful, The first to hold my hand up to my errors and take it on the chin like a man, no shying away from confrontation or adversity,...and Secondly; plumGER a durty lying Bastard no good bastard and cuntier than a cunting cunt...cunt!  Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, born a blue nose said: I think a love her Just don't get hurt mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,786 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, OneDavidCooper said: Just don't get hurt mate. I won't, unless I end up a suicide bomber Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,610 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, born a blue nose said: I think a love her Most say it with flowers but better to use Rohypnol it's the game changer. Any more Dating Tips just ask. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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