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Managers being interviewed after the game "I haven't had time to review the incident yet" means NO it wasn't a penalty for us or Yes I think my player should have been sent off - but i aint saying so.

My HATE 'He gives (or has given) 110% (or more)' - NO HE DIDN'T!! (He gives 100% is fine - its all you have to give)

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In Pro ev the commentator says when u go 1-0 down

" Theyl need to get the next goal now or they MIGHT find themselves further behind "

If you dont get the next goal the other teams gna get it so obv ur gna find urself further behind !

Theres alot of comments on pro ev tht really piss me off lol

The game of two halfs thing is the worst but i see som1 has already mentioned tht :lol:

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"I don't watch European football."

"I don't know what zonal marking is."

"Aiden McGeady will easily make the 2012 GB team."

All from Alan Rough. The way the twat thinks its funny to pronounce a European players name incorrectly also irks me. "Marcus DaBeasley" *que rip-roaring laughter from Euan Cameron*. Hilarious.

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'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.'

Plainly, no-one understands this word.

Another word they don't seem to understand is literally:

"They literally came out all guns blazing"

"They are literally getting under the skin of the defense"

<cr>

Couldn't agree more mate, Jamie Redknapp hits out with some crackers.

'He's literally snapped him in half with that tackle'

'That shot literally took his head off'.

So funny.

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I hate the silly random fact they have on setanta at a rangers away game if we are losing or drawing a match, usually something like

"rangers havent lost here for 12 years" or "rangers havent drawn here 2 years in a row for ..." and they repeat it every couple of minutes

That does my nut in aswell.

It always seems to jinx us aswell like "rangers havnt won at Love St for 60 yrs" or sumthin

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i had a book of stupid comments, not sure where it is now but my favourite was from peter drury the itv commentator who said

"That was a smoked salmon sandwhich of a football match if ever there was one"

Now thats stupid!

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'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.'

Plainly, no-one understands this word.

Another word they don't seem to understand is literally:

"They literally came out all guns blazing"

"They are literally getting under the skin of the defense"

<cr>

My favourite of these was when Coisty was working for ITV and he said, "The boy is literally on fire."

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'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.'

Plainly, no-one understands this word.

Another word they don't seem to understand is literally:

"They literally came out all guns blazing"

"They are literally getting under the skin of the defense"

<cr>

My favourite of these was when Coisty was working for ITV and he said, "The boy is literally on fire."

Big Derek Johnstone- WE HAVE TO SAY aaaarrrrrrggghhhhhhh

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