easterhouse64 1 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 whats the worst you have heard , my personal one that i hate most is goals change games , well i bloody hope so , if not what is the point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonhead 0 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "It could have been a different game had that chance gone in." Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledWeegie123 1,275 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 "its a game of two halfs as they say" ya dont say Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootSpeedKillLight 0 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Not so specific, but anytime a commentator, after watching a replay where a player is clearly offside, says 'that looked like it was offside'. No you tool, it didn't look like it was offside, it was fucking offside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlippinEck 3,737 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I hate the silly random fact they have on setanta at a rangers away game if we are losing or drawing a match, usually something like "rangers havent lost here for 12 years" or "rangers havent drawn here 2 years in a row for ..." and they repeat it every couple of minutes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 The ball goes flying over the bar..... "He hit that too well." No he fucking didn't, or it woulda went in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaD CoW 3 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Setanta crying when the scum don't win, it's bloody hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andypendek Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 'John Fleck, he's a player.' Naw, really? I thought it was one of the balls boys getting a bit up himself. 'He put in a good shift.' I'd love to work for 90 minutes tomorrow, then announce I'd done a good shift and fuck off up the road. 'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.' Plainly, no-one understands this word. 'I understand that...' I'm guessing that... 'Sectarian bile' I am a tim Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
airdrieloyal1 6 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 'John Fleck, he's a player.' Naw, really? I thought it was one of the balls boys getting a bit up himself. 'He put in a good shift.' I'd love to work for 90 minutes tomorrow, then announce I'd done a good shift and fuck off up the road. 'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.' Plainly, no-one understands this word. 'I understand that...' I'm guessing that... 'Sectarian bile' I am a tim If that would have went in it would have been a goal, from sherlock peter (martin) mcguire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 "(Insert player name here) is an honest player" What? I'll remember that when I need a character reference for my c.v. or job application. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonhead 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 On similar lines: "A good honest pro" Translates as shite player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 On similar lines: "A good honest pro" Translates as shite player. or translates to a player hanging on when he should of retired a few seasons ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andypendek Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I'll tell you the shitiest comment of them all, which I heard yet again yesterday while listening to the St Mirren game in B+Q carpark - 'put it behind them and get them turned' This, after criticising the Saints for 'trying too many passes.' The author of this throwback, unimaginative crassness? Murdo MacLeod. How I thrill to know my licence fee is paying for such incisive, cutting edge football analysis. State of the art stuff, indeed, if you live in the 1950s. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonhead 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 It's harder to play against ten men. No it's not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
radlord 24 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 On similar lines: "A good honest pro" Translates as shite player. yes, hah. The goalkeeper version of this is 'good shot stopper'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andypendek Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 'Rangers have no width' Plainly a lie, as Charlie Adam patrols the left midfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonhead 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hard but fair = dirty bassa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddrock 107 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 after the septic v caley today John Hartson , ' I dont think celtic played badly , they just didnt get into the game ' FFS what lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1690 Posts 71 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Commentators and players from another era-"that was never a foul". Yeah, in your day matey but nowadays it was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lidorfc 6,685 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 'pocession dosent win you games' wow no shit sherlock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterhouse64 1 Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 'pocession dosent win you games' wow no shit sherlock. goals change games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKai 439 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Up go the Heads! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSlim 0 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 After a player gets sent off for violent conduct his pals in the mhedia (remember Albert Craig getting defended to the hilt after walloping a player in the tunnel at Firhil) come out with shit like "Alberts not that type of lad..." and "I'm sure the officials will take account of the fact that that was TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER..." of course if its a ranger it translated as "the SFA will really hammer him for that..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluepeter 5,627 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.' Plainly, no-one understands this word. Another word they don't seem to understand is literally: "They literally came out all guns blazing" "They are literally getting under the skin of the defense" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chambo 197 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 'Exclusive,' 'Exclusively.' Plainly, no-one understands this word. Another word they don't seem to understand is literally: "They literally came out all guns blazing" "They are literally getting under the skin of the defense" I think you have taken those quotes too literally! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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