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16 minutes ago, Band of Brothers said:

He plays very deep but someone really just needs to be on him for 90mins and noise him rite up.

Dorrans is yer man for that.

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1 hour ago, Rfc52 said:

said it last season. They got two points or three points in the champions league. Didnt win a game, lost 7-0 yet were lauded as having had a fantastic campaign :lol:

 

Aye but the 7-0 game was against the pyoor best team in aw the universe man.

They are that good they win their league with less points than Real Madrid.

Speshul relationship aswell don't forget and they pyoor love eh atmosphere:lol:

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1 hour ago, Dickie1963 said:

Won 3/12 games in total including a defeat to a team from Gibraltar and got 2 points in league itself. Man City effectively played a Reserve team in their  home game which was a dead rubber. 

The year before they bombed in the Europa League and they are ranked 64 in Europe yet they believe they are up there with the best. 

They are deluded no doubt but the lack of scrutiny from Sports Press is poor. 

The co efficient goes for the last 5 seasons. Their significantly highest points gain was 5 years ago so a poor campaign sees them slide further down.

Should they meet Rosenberg in the next round it might not be the walkover they anticipate. The Norwegians are halfway into their season and 8 points clear at the top of their league.

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22 hours ago, tam57 said:

If one of our players put anything on a post it would get blown out of proportion.

imagine if a player put a union flag on the post a piradump it would be condemned by everyone.

Souness certainly didn't fuck about in Istanbul

 

 

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5 minutes ago, One Jock Wallace said:

Souness certainly didn't fuck about in Istanbul

 

 

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I hope he jumps out pundit box and slaps a big Rangers flag in middle of piggery :crabflute:

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5 hours ago, .Williamson. said:

What are you on about mate?

They played World Cup winners Man City in a couple of games, got two draws and decided to exit the competition themselves, that's how it happened last year. 

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7 hours ago, Rfc52 said:

said it last season. They got two points or three points in the champions league. Didnt win a game, lost 7-0 yet were lauded as having had a fantastic campaign :lol:

 

even the English media praise them for it ,they believe that last 16 in this year's competition is a real possibility with 1 or 2 signings ,signings made with champions league cash 

they obviously don't know that fritzel and lieswell get nice big bonuses and dividends and there is a nice big coop loan due to be repaid 

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Arsenal are ready to move for Celtic striker Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez decides to leave the London club.

 

:rofl::rofl: This has genuinely become beyond a joke. The media would have you believe Dembele is the worlds first £100 million pound player the way they go on

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Surely whatever shite newspaper is reporting that would have the common sense rule out Arsenal as one of the mythical clubs after Dembele considering they just broke their transfer record on an actual quality French striker. 

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25 minutes ago, Prso's headband said:

Arsenal are ready to move for Celtic striker Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez decides to leave the London club.

 

:rofl::rofl: This has genuinely become beyond a joke. The media would have you believe Dembele is the worlds first £100 million pound player the way they go on

Dembele to replace Sanchez - belter. 

A genuine world class player that could play for any team in the world to be replaced by Dembele.  Cringing.  

 

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We have to remember they are the invinceables

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Rosenborg are shite, St Johnstone beat them not that long ago.

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1 hour ago, Prso's headband said:

Arsenal are ready to move for Celtic striker Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez decides to leave the London club.

 

:rofl::rofl: This has genuinely become beyond a joke. The media would have you believe Dembele is the worlds first £100 million pound player the way they go on

Literally absolute fucking nonsense. 

Alan Brazil on Talksport asked Ray Wilkins whether he thought Dembele could cut it at Chelsea. Ray Wilkins actually laughed out loud, on air and said no chance. 

People down south have absolutely no idea who he is, he was alright at Fulham, came up to the SPFL and looked a decent striker in a team which won everything. However, he scored less goals than someone who moved to Burton for under 500k. If he had came and scored 50 goals in the league like a Larsson, I'd accept the hype. But it's absolutely hilarious how their fans genuinely believe he could start for Arsenal, despite the fact he's nowhere near France's squad and they have 2 of their best strikers already...

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Fkin Larsson never scored 50 league goals in a season,get a grip of yourself praising the scum.

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4 minutes ago, bgally said:

Fkin Larsson never scored 50 league goals in a season,get a grip of yourself praising the scum.

Apologies, he scored 46 in a season. Basically I was making the point that scoring 20 odd goals in the SPFL is not what a 40million pound player does

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8 minutes ago, gazza27 said:

The thumb is a better striker than dembele imo

I think so as well. At least at this level.

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1 hour ago, wully said:

Rosenborg are shite, St Johnstone beat them not that long ago.

They've improved a lot since then. Won the 2015 Norweigan title by 12 points, 2016 they won it by 14 and are currently 8 ahead of the rest!

Mind you who would have a chance against the greatest football side ever assembled?

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20 minutes ago, plymouthranger said:

Literally absolute fucking nonsense. 

Alan Brazil on Talksport asked Ray Wilkins whether he thought Dembele could cut it at Chelsea. Ray Wilkins actually laughed out loud, on air and said no chance. 

People down south have absolutely no idea who he is, he was alright at Fulham, came up to the SPFL and looked a decent striker in a team which won everything. However, he scored less goals than someone who moved to Burton for under 500k. If he had came and scored 50 goals in the league like a Larsson, I'd accept the hype. But it's absolutely hilarious how their fans genuinely believe he could start for Arsenal, despite the fact he's nowhere near France's squad and they have 2 of their best strikers already...

true.

The gap between our league - even good players in our league - and the top of the EPL is gigantic. However the two draws with Man City have given cellic fans the impression that they and some of their players are a lot closer to the top echelons of the game than they actually are. 

Couple that with the narrative that Barca can hand out a 7-0 defeat to "anyone" and that cellic are " invisible" in Scotland and you have a grand self delusion taking place.

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24 minutes ago, Frank Harrison said:

I think so as well. At least at this level.

Aye that's what a meant mate,it's a cunt like griffiths we could be doing with upfront apart from his ugly wee mutant face 

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16 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

true.

The gap between our league - even good players in our league - and the top of the EPL is gigantic. However the two draws with Man City have given cellic fans the impression that they and some of their players are a lot closer to the top echelons of the game than they actually are. 

Couple that with the narrative that Barca can hand out a 7-0 defeat to "anyone" and that cellic are " invisible" in Scotland and you have a grand self delusion taking place.

To be honest I stated Wanyama and Van Dijk were hilariously overrated and the fees paid were laughable, the latter flopped in Europe for the scum. Yet here we are a couple of years later and one is valued at 50m and the other is a mainstay in the team that finished second in the EPL last season. 

Not saying Dembele would do well in that league, actually still don't rate him. However the scum will most likely get 20m+ next summer if he scores a decent amount of goals next season due to his goals against Man City and us giving him an increased reputation.

EPL is not a great standard either, Sam Vokes and Troy Deeney scored 10 goals each and Joshua King 16. Three players I think are pretty average. 

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