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Copy and paste. How are the tims reading it?

The secret ingredient is P-dough.

We're getting horsed eight ways from Sunday.

Pipe doon Statto.

Morelos is shouting back "No Love, it's THREE-nil"

Wouldn't matter anyway, last man hasn't been a rule for some time.

That's correct, but I thought this was a straight red?

It's a yellow if there's an attempt to play the ball. I haven't seen the incident so I don't know if they could try that but it is Ceptic we're talking about afterall.

Grant Adam was handy in FM.

Spill the beans.

Beautiful ceremony. Everyone involved did our Queen proud.

When he first signed I thought he was a showpony, then he came onto a game. Now he's not even a showpony.

Winning the Copa America is like saying you're the handsomest man in the burns unit.

I thought this was a 3pm kickoff and was looking to stick a fiver on St Midden stealing a wee result. This will do nicely. Get it right up yes.

Don't allow them an away allocation ever again. Some things cannot be tolerated.

Ronaldo has an aerial and physical threat which Messi lacks. Messi is ineffective on the international stage when surrounded by more mediocre players than he's used to playing with but Ronaldo can (could) drag a mediocre Portugal team to winning tournaments. So it's Ronaldo for me.

What alway puzzled me was he could pull off point blank saves and then get beaten easily from range.

It's not Catholics we dislike it's Irish Republicans, who tend to be Catholic.

Sakala mk II, get them both punted.

She's pretty and everything but can she bang in 30 a season for the famous?

Noo Yoik's Galadriel.

Never mind that pish, what about Jennifer Aniston?