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They showed one replay of the offside (onside) goal and it wasn't a very good one. Looked tight anyway.

Barca game not on SS1 until 7?

I do not understand that game. Thank goodness I was using the demo.

Must have missed that. I was looking to see if he was going to get booked for it an all. The c*nt.

It was a poor yellow card to get. Not really sure why Dods didn't get one for pushing him straight after. Or Sandaza for pulling Beasley back. Or Shala for presistency.

I'm sure our 6 foot 4 inch striker should be an advantage when defending corners like similar strikers do for their team. Unfortunately, not.

Jesus, mark 2.

That's not very difficult, to be honest. While I don't agree with the insults he's getting (some are far too OTT from his own fans), he just isn't good enough. He brings little to nothing to the team.

Send us a copy of your study when you're done . I doubt it'll be very long. "Olympics of Marseille are cheats. The end."

Dods is a cunt of a man. No doubt about that.

FFS Whittaker.

Steven Davis can fairly pick out a ball. Just slightly overhit a couple of times.

It's not Whittaker's day, is it?

He's half Brazilian. The nutmeg proves that, the shot shows he still has some Scottish about him.

"He's so bad, it's uuuunnnnnnbbbbeeeelievable Jeff!"

The cut above his eye was from Hinkel's elbow, Ratmussen decided to open it up again. They must have got in Chris Sutton this week for an elbowing masterclass.

I'm pretty sure he can. If the referee sees that, he's off. No doubt though if it is pointed out, the scum will spout their usual pish. "Everyone throws elbows like that; it only ever seems to be our players that get punished for it." Fits into that team nicely, the thug.

I've stuck a fiver on Aston Villa, Newcastle, West Brom, Everton and Leeds. Some dodgy games but it's a nice return. Got a quid on 5 draws, £2 on a 7 team accum and I stuck £2 on 9 random both teams to score accum. Good luck everyone.

Alguersuari catches the white line, spins and misses the wall by inches. Lucky boy.

I'm watching it on the BBC website so I can't help. I can give you some updates though. First update: Everyone's doing nae bad.

Booooooooooo. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Also, at the Falkirk Pitch.

"Epic fail" should be reserved for special occasions on the forum. Gogzy's shirt, for example.

How shit must your life be if someone getting a URL wrong can be described as "epic"?

Snaffle Bit probably. My quest for a ticket isn't going so well.

£3 on Hull and Dundee Utd double. I have a good feeling for today .