Chookes

Is Jamie Ness injured?

Barcelona, a "one trick pony"?

I like this. And if the car hits them they will get a 4 match ban. If they aint dead. In all seriousness, I think refs are crap.

There's only one solution, I believe. Footballers have to cut off their arms. Their reaction times are pathetic.

I misread the article a little. I thought the girl in the cubicle was the one that was upset, not the friend. Sounded a little rapey to me before I read it again .

I don't mind his slightly "dirty" tactics for slowing the game down. That's good gamesmanship in my opinion. What Busquets did was cheating though. He was superb last night. He was superb against Chelsea. His high five with Maicon had me in stitches an all .

Which one?

It was a shocking decision by the referee and it makes you wonder when some people see multiple replies of the incident and think the ref got it right. Poor decision.

I despise Busquets. I said it to my flatmate in the Arsenal game that he was a deceitful cheat and he's gone and proven it tonight. I hate seeing shit like that.

Tell McJabobitePonyTail he's a dick if you know him then. And knob his girlfriend too .

Side point, but can you understand that or speak it? Understand it. It was my first language but I've used it so little recently that I can barely speak it. I remember the swear words though.

Will the World Cup be on BBC Alba? I'd rather listen to in gaidhlig than listen to McCarthy and Murray.

Should you not be concentrating in class?

McPonytail. How often has he mentioned that he has a girlfriend? And he has the cheek to complain about receiving abuse and deciding to return the favour. What a dick.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

That's embarrassing. HFC1875 definitely is a weird one but that "don't ever show your face at ER again" and "let's meet in the pub" talk is laughable. But he has a ponytail so talk like that is coooool.

I think last week and tonight is the only time I've ever cheered Bayern on . HSV!!! Come on Ze Germans.

The Open and the US Open .

Man City are attempting to recall Joe Hart. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/8644269.stm

I really can't tell if you've edited that or not .

Could have been one shirt, made up of scraps found from the bin.

Good read .

I saw Kamara and Blunder and thought "what the f*ck's he got wrong now?" Wrong one .

I was thinking about this earlier but it's quite difficult to choose just 5. I'll do my best anyhow. McCulloch's against the scum was one. Edu against the scum. Novo against Hamilton. Lafferty against Hearts (penultimate game is usually the toughest to win). Lafferty against Hibs.

Yes. Adidas F50 (?) T-Unit things. They hurt like f*ck. Had to bite the bullet and spent more money on Preds soon after. The Preds are great.