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Sling Blade. Mystic River. 2 cracking films.

Who would Rooney go to if he left Man Utd? Can only really see PSG affording him. Unless Real Madrid come in for him.

Spurs should get a good bit of money in for Aaron Lennon. He's a better version of Theo Walcott, so I reckon they're looking at £17million+.

Size ae that forehead! More like a Sevenhead! :lol:

My Gran has that carpet. She died in 1972 and is still lying there.

You look like Kevin Bridges! Who's the other guy?

I love this thread

Poor Jimbo!

It is Badger....

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why could Jill Dando not collect her bookie winnings? She had a hole in her coupon.

I can't be arsed reading through this to check if it's already been posted, but my favourite joke is... What's pink and smells of holly? Ian Huntley's cock. Edit: Aw baws, it's posted right above this

1 - Get away from ma birds 2 - Vikki would be my bit on the side while I'm going out with Kelly. 3 - When Kelly hits 33, I dump her for Susan, while still banging Vikki on the side. 4 - Susan want's to settle down and have kids, so I patch her with a horrifying cunt punt, just so nobody else can have her. 5 - Me and Vikki get together for reals and just get fucking wasted at the weekends at gigs.

Vikki Blows: Susan Coffey: Kelly Brook: My top 3

Gladiator starting on ITV2 right now.