GrandSuckMaster 1,775 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'll start: Mum to son - (just before going to mass) "Did you wash your anus like father murphy asked?" any more? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayboleLoyal_atb 3,757 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 :anguish: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegregster 1 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 b7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralCartmanLee 313 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 :maniero: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youllneverwinaway 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 7 year old to Mother. "Mum, how come shops dont sell gloves to fit my 6 fingers" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andypendek Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 'Let's stert a fred aboot they h** wankurs.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
savenosouls 97 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "Bless me father - for I have sinned!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "ally maxwell was a brilliant keeper" "father pokminoo i have sinned" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty657 1 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "2+2=3" Mind, this is the mhob that couldnt spell their own name correctly on a banner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose4life 5 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Did big jock really know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianGer 1 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 'Let's stert a fred aboot they h** wankurs.' Me maw is irony ma claes the noo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowcross 5 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "What is the good of being a tim if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,682 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 'Big Jock Didnae Know' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricksen 2 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 maw whats it like to support a good club and not a child molesting one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youllneverwinaway 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "its ma birthday next month. Cannae wait for ma annual shower" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimjim1690 4,534 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Ah start work on Monday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 this is Usually there comeback to Big jock knew. "The only thing big jock knew was how to win the big cup" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youllneverwinaway 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 "I would rather save a Million quid than get to the UEFA final" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamthatIam 1 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Not Funny at all One should feel pity towards Timmy, not mock him! Bring Timothy towards the light, his parents ARE to blame. Join together brethren, expel the EVIL RC force. There is only one God in our Protestant Faith; no apartheid teachings, no Christian would allow a divide. WE'ARRA'PEOPLE. We are Christians (fuck all to do with Dailly) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricksen 2 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Not Funny at all One should feel pity towards Timmy, not mock him! Bring Timothy towards the light, his parents ARE to blame. Join together brethren, expel the EVIL RC force. There is only one God in our Protestant Faith; no apartheid teachings, no Christian would allow a divide. WE'ARRA'PEOPLE. We are Christians (fuck all to do with Dailly) My kid said he wanted to support rangers and i said if he did i would dissown him, shame really he is only 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazzas_Flute 11 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Not Funny at all One should feel pity towards Timmy, not mock him! Bring Timothy towards the light, his parents ARE to blame. Join together brethren, expel the EVIL RC force. There is only one God in our Protestant Faith; no apartheid teachings, no Christian would allow a divide. WE'ARRA'PEOPLE. We are Christians (fuck all to do with Dailly) My kid said he wanted to support rangers and i said if he did i would dissown him, shame really he is only 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersKenny 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 What do u call a guy with cheese on his face? the cheese face! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUDGIE52 9 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 All my 6 weans have the same father. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saudibear 0 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Ma green and grey shirt is no the only shirt I've got. It's just the only one I wear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Bear 7 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 What's a condom? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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