MrT 173 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 i liked sheep shagging bastards why dont you go home. that was quality, i couldnt even join in when i heard most of ibrox singing it, i was laughing too much Has to be in the top 5!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dado 334 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I was nearly in tears the first time I heard Nakamura ate my dog Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Are you watching fenian scum ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights 2,526 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Big Jock knew! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 "Nakamura's wife sells the roses in the toon" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roonaldo 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 10 plastic paddys in stranrar & the p&o for Ireland took them home (@ LC Final) 1 man & his mobile phone went to bed with ashley (arsenal fans @ Mr Cole) She loves the scouse cock john terrys mum she loves the scouse cock (liverpool @ John terry mums affair) the wheels on your house go round and round round & round round & round the wheels on your house goes round on round ya dirty gipo bastard! @ celtiic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Manticore* 1,893 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Over the years there's been so many, here's a few that spring to mind: 'Nakamura sells dodgy DVDs'. 'Sebo's on, we're taking the piss' when we were 3-0 up on the scum. 'You're only here to see The Rangers' at the Camp Nou. There was one years ago when the opposition goalie, Hugh something got injured, the whole Rangers End singing 'What's the matter with you Hugh, what's the matter with you'? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie 205 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Remmeber Lennon's last Old Firm game when we beat them 2-0. the Tims started chanting there's only 1 Neil lennon so we joined in. they were fuckin ragin. Think we started singin Lennon Must Stay as well. God I hate that wee t****** cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 There's only one Henrik Larsson He's got a face like a Martian! With a bag of sweets and a cheeky smile Larsson is a fuckin' paedophile! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 There's only one Jorge Cadette he's got hair like spaghetti he's Portugese he's one of these (hand job actions) .....and I can't remember the last line !!! There's only one Jorge Cadete He's got hair like spaghetti He's Portugese and he's one of these Walking in a Laudrup wonderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Manticore* 1,893 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 They beasted Maloney McGeady and Darren O'Dea, They beasted Hartson, Larsson and Paul McStay, And all those so called greats, who went through the parkhead gates, Were beasted in the glasgow celtic way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Cheer up Tommy Burns Oh what can it mean To a sad Fenian Bastard And a SHITE football team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Manticore* 1,893 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 dfsda Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickieboo1972 25 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 they beasted aiden mcgeady and darren o'deaaaa, they beasted young paul caddis, cuthbert and mcglincheyyyyy, and the 40 years we've been through, we've all known that big jock knew, and they beasted the boys, the glasgow celtic wayyyyyy you put your transfer request in, transfer request out, in, out, in, out, you fuck the club about, you do the stevie gerrard and you turn around, thats what its all about about! hey! ohhhhh gerrard is a wanker, ohhhh gerrard is a wanker... (everton fans at pre-season friendly a fir park a few years back) ohhhhhhhhh we're halfway there, ohhhhohhhh aliadiere!!! (boro fans) he must have went home, he must have went hoooooommmmmeeeeee, we cant find mcgeady, he must have went home! (only good part of that stinking 27dec old firm game) also a huge fan of the sheep shaggin bastard go home one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roonaldo 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 it was a fracture a double fracture it made us happy he couldnt play youll never know scum how much we laft at when they stretchered yer larrson away In Munich 99 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Pierre! There's only one Pierre! He takes it up the rear! Cos he's a fuckin' queer! Quierre, There's only one Quierre! He takes it up the rear! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitzer007 198 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 There's only one Jorge Cadette he's got hair like spaghetti he's Portugese he's one of these (hand job actions) .....and I can't remember the last line !!! There's only one Jorge Cadete He's got hair like spaghetti He's Portugese and he's one of these Walking in a Laudrup wonderland. Ta very much BlueD ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzawatp51 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Park,Park wherever you may be? You eat dogs in your home country Could be worse, Could be scouse Eating Rats in your councl house Or us at Pittodrie to Ian Crocker You're just a fat Harry Potter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltonLoyal 2 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Remember being at Burnden Park in the 70's and the then Man U manager Tommy Docherty was having an affair with the Man U physio, Laurie Brown's wife. Cue the whole stadium to the tune of Knees up mother Brown, chanting "Who's up Mary Brown?, who's up Mary Brown? - Tommy, Tommy Docherty" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,435 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 (Tune of Yellow Submarine) "Just a mile from Brigton toll, Live an underclass, in a hole, And they hide their sordid shame, Abusing children is their game, Kelly, White and Big Jock too, Filthy maggots, hid what they knew, But the truth can now be told, Celtic's history shall now unfold.... Big Jock knew about the Celtic paedophiles, the Celtic paedophiles, the Celtic paedophiles, Big Jock knew about the Celtic paedophiles, the Celtic paedophiles, the Celtic paedophiles......" Not heard it at a game but still amusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,834 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 To the tune of Blame it on The Boogie: Don't blame it on Harmann Dont' blame it on Finnan Don't blame it on Biscan Blame it on Traore He just cant, he just cant he just can't control his feet... To the tune of That's Amore: When the ball hits your head, And you sit in Row Zed, That's Zamora... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,435 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 To the tune of Que Sera Sera.... Steve Gerrard Gerrard, He kisses the badge on his chest, Then hands in a transfer request, Steve Gerrard Gerrard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboy94 54 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Some crackers in here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumshie 205 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 To the tune of Blame it on The Boogie: Don't blame it on Harmann Dont' blame it on Finnan Don't blame it on Biscan Blame it on Traore He just cant, he just cant he just can't control his feet... To the tune of That's Amore: When the ball hits your head, And you sit in Row Zed, That's Zamora... Heard an Arsenal version of that Don't blame it on Van Persie Don't blame it on Thierry Henry Don't blame it on Flamini Blame it on Eboue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebeerhunter 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Heard this from a friend who is a season ticket holder at Old Trafford. Man U are playing Liverpool. Late in the second half the scousers bring on 8ft tall Peter Crouch and the United fans started singing Does the Circus know your here Does the Circus know your here then started chanting the big top tune. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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