beatboaby 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 No not a story line from an old episode of Star Trek rather our own Kirk Broadfoot has apparently been injured in his kitchen by an exploding egg. I never bought the sun or record so someone else will need to fill in all the gory details was poaching two eggs in microwave. took them out. one exploded in his face and severely burnt him with boling water. tit sums up our season. Pretty much what I think too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maryann 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 seen broadfoot today at murray park, his face is a complete mess, he had massive sun glasses on to hide the burns, but his face is in a bad way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1689 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 eggstra eggstra read all about it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltonLoyal 2 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Hope he got a pic, he could put it in his photo albumen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootSpeedKillLight 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Hope he got a pic, he could put it in his photo albumen I'll admit that one's pretty good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayboleLoyal_atb 4,096 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Hopefully he pulls a chick at the weekend to help him ease his pain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSuedeSambas 56,463 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Some of these pun's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1689 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Hope he got a pic, he could put it in his photo albumen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1689 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 lets hope he now knows how to scramble the ball out the penalty area Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoyd 355 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManchestGer 351 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 God Kirk you don't half embarrass yourself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer 11 2,872 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 What a fud man suppose it's good he is ok Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingkipper 4 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 He'll never get laid now he's got a burnt face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1689 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 is that him a member of the brigton dairy now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delparlane 6,010 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 No not a story line from an old episode of Star Trek rather our own Kirk Broadfoot has apparently been injured in his kitchen by an exploding egg. I never bought the sun or record so someone else will need to fill in all the gory details was poaching two eggs in microwave. took them out. one exploded in his face and severely burnt him with boling water. tit sums up our season. Was thinking the same m8 (not that I don't hope Kirk's OK, but Crivins, it does kind of figure). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangers4eva 12 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 that's cracking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 34,178 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Nuthin wrang wie him he had his shell suit oan ! Is it true his favourite comedian is Egg Burns ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigeee 60 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://sport.stv.tv/home/96548-microwave-l...gg-on-his-face/ The gory details...! How many puns can you get into one article? As much as I find the situation hilarious. Should stv really be making jokes about someone suffering facial burns!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae 15,288 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 No not a story line from an old episode of Star Trek rather our own Kirk Broadfoot has apparently been injured in his kitchen by an exploding egg. I never bought the sun or record so someone else will need to fill in all the gory details was poaching two eggs in microwave. took them out. one exploded in his face and severely burnt him with boling water. tit sums up our season. Reminds me of the time that Chris Woods hurt his finger stuffing a chicken Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricksen 2 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i heard when he was at stmirren he was injured when he tried to cut his finger nails with a blender Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluboy73 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 i heard when he was at stmirren he was injured when he tried to cut his finger nails with a blender news just in - big kirk has a fixed odds up but the bookies won't pay out cos he's got a burnt coupon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcbear 10,932 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 There was a tv thing on ages ago about sexual injuries, one guy cut a hole in a melon, put it in the microwave (for too long) stuck his knob in and duly scalded it so he ended up in hospital. Another idiot tried shagging the water inlet at the swimming pool and stuck his dick. On the same programme some bird was giving a blow job and her jaw locked, the guy had to near beat her up to get it released she was black and blue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,761 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 What a fanny though, of all the things to do.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gersfan1985 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 our season gets better hope we do eggtasic the morra v the sheep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,761 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 our season gers better hope it gets hope he do eggtasic the morra v the sheep In Queens English please? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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