BLUEDIGNITY 33,684 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 In fact a'll dae it fur fuck all ! Cannae say any fairer than that kin ye ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 In fact a'll dae it fur fuck all ! Cannae say any fairer than that kin ye ! Others can volunteer to run the lines - but I want to offer my services (for free also) to be your 4th official.That means, among other things, I get to send Man Child into the stands for any number of reasons and hopefully, send him and his rancid club into further meltdown.I'm sure I'll hear "sectarian" singing at said game. That will no doubt appear in my match report to the SFA, UEFA, X-Factor and anyone else I can think of.Which is nice.......... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,336 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I'll run one of the lines and will give a wink when any offside decisions are made Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,684 Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Others can volunteer to run the lines - but I want to offer my services (for free also) to be your 4th official.That means, among other things, I get to send Man Child into the stands for any number of reasons and hopefully, send him and his rancid club into further meltdown.I'm sure I'll hear "sectarian" singing at said game. That will no doubt appear in my match report to the SFA, UEFA, X-Factor and anyone else I can think of.Which is nice.......... We'll no bother wae linesmen cause they only tell lies anywies, wear a combat jacket in your role as 4th official CB and take a half brick in each pocket in case the man child wants to get physical ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,336 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Better still have a tazer gun at the ready! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Better still have a tazer gun at the ready!I'll opt for the belt & braces approach.Taser gun, half-brick and bar of soap (visible in my top pocket), which are guaranteed to deal with any emergencies at the Stad Del Gadd.Actually I'd take a wee slap or two for the cause - said slapping would feature highly in my match report to the SFA, UEFA, BBC, ITV, HBOS, MFI (now shut) and any other 'initials' I can think of.Indeed I could goad the Man Child into action by calling him over, cover my mouth (to foil the lip readers out there) and whisper that I think he's a "fenian bastard" and wait for his reaction. It would be my word (match official) against a known liar's word.Let the bedlam begin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie1807 146 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Is Lennon not banned yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterC 12,336 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
docspiderman 1,248 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Jeff Winters was saying in the Club Deck last night that he would be more than happy to volunteer and more than happy to teach them a lesson.(Wording changed a bit) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravelingWilBEARy 4,319 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 scab, scab, scab!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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