boss 1,941 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Celtic are furious with the late postponement of their match at Inverness and have called in a top QC to fashion a complaint out of nothing.Pink McBridled QC has been tasked with issuing a protest to God against the weather that disrupted his weekend's shopping in the Highland capital.When asked about the chances of success, Pinky was perky, and stated that God didn't even know His own rules!"There is no provision in the Bible for today's rain to fall consecutively with tomorrow's rain. Ipso facto, both rains should have fallen concurrently tomorrow." whined McBridled.An anonymous Celtic spokesman called Liewell added: "We blame Campbell Ogilvie for this call-off. Make no mistake, this rain is a direct consequence of Ogilvie's directorship at Rangers a decade ago. We are inconsolable. But I'd like to pay tribute to the great work that Stewart Regan is doing."Having taken advice, God has conceded that His rules were written some time ago, long before every rainfall was legally challenged. He stated that He could no longer afford to divert money from His beloved Rangers and so he was discontinuing rain from Celtic's scheduled match dates for the rest of the season.The SFA's Regan added his tuppenceworth: "I love Celtic. They are great, and I'm hoping they will pay me a bonus."However Prince William had less sympathy for the green and grey hordes and their rain problem: "I'll be reigning over them for the next 50 years so they better just get used to it!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alwaysblue 709 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Celtic are furious with the late postponement of their match at Inverness and have called in a top QC to fashion a complaint out of nothing.Pink McBridled QC has been tasked with issuing a protest to God against the weather that disrupted his weekend's shopping in the Highland capital.When asked about the chances of success, Pinky was perky, and stated that God didn't even know His own rules!"There is no provision in the Bible for today's rain to fall consecutively with tomorrow's rain. Ipso facto, both rains should have fallen concurrently tomorrow." whined McBridled.An anonymous Celtic spokesman called Liewell added: "We blame Campbell Ogilvie for this call-off. Make no mistake, this rain is a direct consequence of Ogilvie's directorship at Rangers a decade ago. We are inconsolable. But I'd like to pay tribute to the great work that Stewart Regan is doing."Having taken advice, God has conceded that His rules were written some time ago, long before every rainfall was legally challenged. He stated that He could no longer afford to divert money from His beloved Rangers and so he was discontinuing rain from Celtic's scheduled match dates for the rest of the season.The SFA's Regan added his tuppenceworth: "I love Celtic. They are great, and I'm hoping they will pay me a bonus."However Prince William had less sympathy for the green and grey hordes and their rain problem: "I'll be reigning over them for the next 50 years so they better just get used to it!"I laughed out loud reading that especially the line "Pinky was Perky"! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukestreetsoup 69 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 shamelessly stolen and posted on facebook Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
boss 1,941 Posted April 2, 2011 Author Share Posted April 2, 2011 shamelessly stolen and posted on facebookNo probs. Rab's too busy selling blue noses else it would be up as an article. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLYBOY50 1,638 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 w.a.t.p Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,242 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Just read it again...even funnier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delamonty 992 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Excellent! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
novosleftboot 6,308 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Lmao! Love it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz the Bear 1 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 shamelessly stolen and posted on facebookAlso....fucking magic!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluenose Hammy 0 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allanger 625 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I reckon they got off today. ICT would have fucked them imo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM1872 3,776 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 looks like queer cock mcbride can withdraw his case now! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I wish we had someone fighting our corner, that's all I'd say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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