legalbeagle 3,734 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 A trip to the baker - Show me the breidThen onto the garden centre - Show me the seedsTaking the dog for a walk - Show me the leadTo the jewellers - Show me the beadsIn the cemetery - Show me the deidTo Celtic boy's club - Show me the paedsThen to his dealer - Show me the weedand finally to a prostitute - Show me some heid Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eosmhdo 1,879 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 A trip to the baker - Show me the breidThen onto the garden centre - Show me the seedsTaking the dog for a walk - Show me the leadTo the jewellers - Show me the beadsIn the cemetery - Show me the deidTo Celtic boy's club - Show me the paedsThen to his dealer - Show me the weedand finally to a prostitute - Show me some heidWhat type of fucking beads? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergio 1,199 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 A trip to the baker - Show me the breidThen onto the garden centre - Show me the seedsTaking the dog for a walk - Show me the leadTo the jewellers - Show me the beadsIn the cemetery - Show me the deidTo Celtic boy's club - Show me the paedsThen to his dealer - Show me the weedand finally to a prostitute - Show me some heidAs poems go, that's pretty fucking awful mate... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle 3,734 Posted July 19, 2012 Author Share Posted July 19, 2012 As poems go, that's pretty fucking awful mate...Not a poem.... but I am doing my best to prove the theory that the posts after 11pm are all shockingly awful Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle 3,734 Posted July 19, 2012 Author Share Posted July 19, 2012 What type of fucking beads? Well, that would be starting a whole new conspiracy, and I ain't accusing JB of anything like that, not without emigrating first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Brilliant Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco79 1 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Not a poem.... but I am doing my best to prove the theory that the posts after 11pm are all shockingly awfulTime is no barrier to awful posts in this asylum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 A canny stop laughingShow me the breid!!!!! Thats fucking brilliantI can picture Brown in Tesco shouting his heed affAw man tearsI love Bomber Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast 9,226 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 To be honest I think his days and nights are only concerned with "show me the drink".He's a freakshow and the only person that doesn't realise it is him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eosmhdo 1,879 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Well, that would be starting a whole new conspiracy, and I ain't accusing JB of anything like that, not without emigrating first.I would rather it was anal beads he had to be honest.The other sort would be embarrassing Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Show me the deid Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Bomber would love this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gordonb23 99 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 To the tune of like a boss, I could see this catching on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 at a medieval night.... show me thy mead.at the library....show me the reads Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdocherty72 215 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 A canny stop laughingShow me the breid!!!!! Thats fucking brilliantI can picture Brown in Tesco shouting his heed affAw man tearsI love BomberSHOW ME THA FUCKING BREID MAN!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuirhouseBear 291 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Show me the deid :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 on RM............show me the threeds Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Carpintero 546 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 That is a Rangers legend you are all mocking and laughing at. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle 3,734 Posted July 20, 2012 Author Share Posted July 20, 2012 That is a Rangers legend you are all mocking and laughing at. Well, I've put up a few posts on here, but I wouldn't call myself a Rangers legend, to be fair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ger 1,454 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Well, I've put up a few posts on here, but I wouldn't call myself a Rangers legend, to be fair. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ger 1,454 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 To be honest I think his days and nights are only concerned with "show me the drink".He's a freakshow and the only person that doesn't realise it is him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef 436 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 To be honest I think his days and nights are only concerned with "show me the drink".He's a freakshow and the only person that doesn't realise it is him.not a freakshow but a confused and maybe easily persuaded individual, some do enjoy thsee threads too much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy500 463 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 At the court - show me the pleadLooking for a new jacket - show me the tweedOut with Ussain Bolt - show me the speedLooking at Alan Hutton's hairline - show me the recede! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieBear 204 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 WTF Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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