boss 1,941 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 No, he offered me £200 a column but I wanted £300 , then I found out his offer of £200 was for me to pay him Baldy wee chancer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Baldy wee chancer. I still have hair and 6ft4in But will give you chancer Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topgoalie 637 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 It's alleged his mrs, the ex miss steele from Mosspark was a well known figure up the hill at Bella Park after the Parky had done his rounds.......as for the allegations can't confirm them.So the poor guy thought he was her first , that could explain his outbursts.Remember a mate of mine got a hold of his mobile number and phoned him up pretending to be an irate husband of an imaginary woman he was playing around with?.You should have heard the fat cnut squirm, Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedart1952 1,364 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Sports Writer and Restaurant Critic :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:You could say he's a gastronomic failure at both.He could do with one of those gastro bands round his neck the Flaming Fat TWAT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,242 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 The fat fud is asking for ideas for Rangers 140 year birthday on OTB.He's suggesting vouchers for Starbucks or Amazon.I'd suggest the best present for Rangers would be the announcement that Mutt & Jeffs program is to be axedAnother lets laugh at Rangers show Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Remember a mate of mine got a hold of his mobile number and phoned him up pretending to be an irate husband of an imaginary woman he was playing around with?.You should have heard the fat cnut squirm, Superb................although it has been alleged that stephen thompson and mark guidi like to play away. Although you really have to take those alleged remarks with a pinch of salt...............did the papers not run a story re thompson? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gartcosh Bear 124 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Tam Cowan is about as funny as diarrhoea.I'm sure I heard he has two season tickets at Fir Park. He's got two seats together so he can have one for either arse cheek. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VERITAS VOS LIBREBETS 3,344 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Only thing the daily rags are good for is wiping your arse when toilet paper is low. Only to cover your arse in mair shite than you had in the first place! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right_To_Censor 1,951 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Just joan teen section had me in stitches, I want to give him oral but I'm scared I might get pregnant, my penis is the same size as a terrys choc segment but I'm scared I might damage her and my personal fav, I caught my friend masterbating to a shoe not just any shoe but a nike shoe Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy 1,200 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Freud claims there are just 7 types of joke, Tam fatman Cowan only manages to use one of these types, modifying it for every occasion.But he's employed by all the usual suspects when it comes to anti-Rangers agendas, so what would you expect really? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluechip 359 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Another moronic article posted in the Record by a totally unfunny moron. HMMMMMMM !!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben10 2,294 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Never bought a Scottish paper in years, I gleefully await the day the internet sends the untalented writers to the dole. Tam Cowan included Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,634 Posted December 8, 2012 Share Posted December 8, 2012 Sports Writer and Restaurant Critic :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:I bet every article he hands in is splattered with kebab sauce. Fat talentless moron who steals other peoples jokes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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