James Beattie quiz star!

[Gaz92 966]

He's the most immobile player I've ever seen play for us - and I've seen Oleg Salenko.

And Egil Ostenstad?

Edit, beaten to it unsurprisingly!

[Davy Vandenbroucke 26,193]

Same as u for askin a question??

That's a reply for someone who has been exposed as a ignorant fool and doesn't know when to shut his gob.

[Jamie0202 12,355]

That's a reply for someone who has been exposed as a ignorant fool and doesn't know when to shut his gob.

Off topic but that gif in your sig is a belter. I've not seen it before so I've saved it.

[Davy Vandenbroucke 26,193]

Off topic but that gif in your sig is a belter. I've not seen it before so I've saved it.

I just searched up diving gifs on google images and it was the only one that was the right size.

I do like this one too

[Jamie0202 12,355]

I just searched up diving gifs on google images and it was the only one that was the right size.

I do like this one too

That gif has also just been saved. It took me about 5 times of watching that to realise exactly what was happening.

First glance - dive.

Second to fourth glance - oh wait, he just slapped that boy in the face, red card.

Fifth glance - hahaha, he tightens his grip around his opponent's arm and uses it to smash himself in the face. Brilliant.

[Uncle Fester 186]

Why is Beattie a "fukin dik"

Fucking dick is a bit strong..... I feel that once carved properly he would have fully justified his "most expensive" lump of wood tag.

[Jodz 98]

Whats the letter c ever done tae you?

[TMB 14,167]

Exactly

If he was offered £20K a week or whatever he was on, he's hardly going to turn round and go "nah, think I'm past my best, £5K will be enough"

Yeah, but he was happy enough to take a £1m cheque just to fuck off!

[falwheel 222]

g and k, what have they done to you ? why pick on them, just leave them alone, poor g and k