Dugsy 44 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Worse than Van Vossens. We Paddy was a broken man it was etched all over his face, he may never recover. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 The attempted Panenka penalty from Cummings yesterday doesn't look that bad now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 21,118 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I just laughed like fuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser1041 9,105 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Fucking Julia Roberts would have scored it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 17,065 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 The new Missi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 762 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 From a professional footballer Way worse than VV Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Literally the shitest miss I've seen from the shitest team. Was in tears with that. He wasn't even close to hitting the post!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhitevanman 1,619 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I was in the south stand right at the side of him and the wee fanny was all over the place. The new messi? Not a biased opinion but him and McKay were playing much the same position today and McKay is head and shoulders above that wee fuckpig. That wee shitehawk is only worth 12 million as man city paid it but going by that McKay is worth 30 million as he was and is far better than that skinny wee poof. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,961 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Worse than Van vossen Roberts could of taken a touch he had that much time and space. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danger ranger 922 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 12 minutes ago, Dugsy said: Worse than Van Vossens. We Paddy was a broken man it was etched all over his face, he may never recover. Lets hope so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim beam 2,188 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Buckled with laughter at that miss even better was his face all the way through the game. It will haunt him forever which is good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helicopter Sundae 6,267 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, jim beam said: Buckled with laughter at that miss even better was his face all the way through the game. It will haunt him forever which is good. The new Chris Sutton is born. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornabear 6,224 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 We'll all be lifted for taking the piss out of an unfortunate soon. Naw, fuck it, it's called bragging rights. Bet he's a Stevie Wonder fan too, mind you, Stevie WOULD have scored Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardrossan Dave 75 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 From Kerryfail post mortem. "Big changes required....Deila & Collins need shipped out, Brown is finished and Deila doesn't have the courage to drop him. Bitton was a disgrace, "injured" when we're losing then suddenly OK again after we equalise.Roberts shown up for the one-legged sand-dancer that he is." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Flipper 5,936 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 It's even worse for the wee man, apparently no woman worth her salt wants to be with him. Every time it comes down to it he aims and puts it up the wrong hole. It's all kinds of tragic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,961 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 You could tell from his face afterwards that he was done. It went to his head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dugsy 44 Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 Am I right in saying City payed £12m for him? What price Barrie Mac after his strike? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,961 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dugsy said: Am I right in saying City payed £12m for him? What price Barrie Mac after his strike? Yep, £12m. Wee Barrie was immense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeds_Bear 8,173 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Almost as good as that Lego eating bastard missing his penalty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMotor 2,208 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Still not a patch on Cummings against Raith but may have set a new standard in old firm games. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dugsy 44 Posted April 17, 2016 Author Share Posted April 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, TheMotor said: Still not a patch on Cummings against Raith but may have set a new standard in old firm games. Was nearer and with no keeper, in a bigger game, a player with a massive price tag. Not a patch eh!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prso's headband 36,029 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 After all the bleating about how our 'inexperienced' side would not handle the pressure, the three stand outs who crumbled were Roberts (the new messi, no laughing at the back), Boyata who should have been sent off never mind subbed in the first twenty minutes and the £203049320million pound left back Tierney who got bullied up and down the wing by Miller, Tav, Mckay and even Sheils done a number on him. Then you have one of their players feigning injury to then be fine to play on after they scored. Get it up ye tarriers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briton 394 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I missed it as I shut my eyes and thought the roar was for a goal; great feeling when I realised he'd missed it. It happened again later when I through my head back and shouted at Barrie McKay's penalty. I thought Gordon had saved it, and again, a fantastic feeling when I looked back to see the ball in the net. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFK-1 516 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 The only thing I can think of is an experience I once had many years ago in a 5 a side match. The ball came to me in much the same way it came to him and all I had to do was side foot it in and it somehow sort of rolled across my side foot and went well wide. But still baffling when you think I was just an amateur kicking a ball around for an hour or so a week and he's a professional "new Messi" doing it for hours almost daily. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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