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*** Official Rio Olympics 2016 Thread ***


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6 minutes ago, bigsasasfloopyhair said:

She is a wee doll. :crywank:

Could pick her up and use her as a wee wank spanner.

Prefer Jess Ennis myself :wub: 

Buzzing for tonight, the missus has just gone to bed in disgust as I started into another bottle of wine.

Come on GB!  :7325::7325::7325: 

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Just now, dummiesoot said:

Bbc4 for the porn, or as the benders amongst us call it, women's beach volleyball 

Porn on BBC4, sport on BBC1. I'll stick with sport for now, I've got internet full of porn for another day :crywank: 

Super Saturday is once in 4 years, some awesome sport already today and the best is yet to come (tu) 

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4 minutes ago, bluepeter said:

Porn on BBC4, sport on BBC1. I'll stick with sport for now, I've got internet full of porn for another day :crywank: 

Super Saturday is once in 4 years, some awesome sport already today and the best is yet to come (tu) 

I am fucking knackered mate, watching this 400m semi then bed for me. Would love to watch all of it tonight but aint happening.

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9 minutes ago, sandyinroyalblue said:

Never won a Worlds or Olympics whilst breaking world records,a fat bottler.

How can you be classed as a bottler if your throwing world records and getting beat?

His record is far from that of a bottler.

A bottler would be like a Jimmy white in the snooker, Monty in the majors etc.

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Have we discussed the blatant doping in the women's 10,000m yet? Smashing a 23 year old world record (by a known drugs cheat) by 17 seconds, while not looking out of breath on her second 10k track race ever?

Nah, it was Jesus:  http://www.christiantoday.com/article/my.doping.is.jesus.world.record.breaker.responds.to.cheat.taunts/93038.htm?:lol: 

In all seriousness, the first clean athlete in that race came 6th :( 

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8 minutes ago, dummiesoot said:

I am fucking knackered mate, watching this 400m semi then bed for me. Would love to watch all of it tonight but aint happening.

Just drink more wine mate, working for me :cheers: 

So much good athletics to come, long jump final, Mo Farah in 10k, Jess Ennis in javelin and heptathlon 800m. Going to be a great night (tu) 

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10 minutes ago, bluepeter said:

Have we discussed the blatant doping in the women's 10,000m yet? Smashing a 23 year old world record (by a known drugs cheat) by 17 seconds, while not looking out of breath on her second 10k track race ever?

Nah, it was Jesus:  http://www.christiantoday.com/article/my.doping.is.jesus.world.record.breaker.responds.to.cheat.taunts/93038.htm?:lol: 

In all seriousness, the first clean athlete in that race came 6th :( 

The Jamaicans must be reading their bibles 24/7

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1 minute ago, sandyinroyalblue said:

The Jamaicans must be reading their bibles 24/7

I've been saying this for a while, people who know more about it aren't so sure. My step-son was running in the Olympic trials recently (800m) so is pretty clued up, he reckons Bolt is clean but the women's 10k is a joke. He doesn't know about Jesus though... ??

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44 minutes ago, bluepeter said:

Have we discussed the blatant doping in the women's 10,000m yet? Smashing a 23 year old world record (by a known drugs cheat) by 17 seconds, while not looking out of breath on her second 10k track race ever?

Nah, it was Jesus:  http://www.christiantoday.com/article/my.doping.is.jesus.world.record.breaker.responds.to.cheat.taunts/93038.htm?:lol: 

In all seriousness, the first clean athlete in that race came 6th :( 

It's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen BUT this amused me:
 

 

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