SuperRangers 2 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 The worst thing is that the tims think this shows Smith is cracking under the pressure Deluded as usual loyal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delparlane 6,001 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 "Tomorrow’s Old Firm encounter has also now been given a heightened edge, given Smith’s lampooning yesterday of Peter Lawwell, the Celtic chief executive, as “head of the sporting integrity committeeâ€, a reference to Lawwell’s recent statement about a possible extension to the league season. The Rangers manager even said he keeps “thinking about a Monty Python sketch†whenever he reflects on Lawwell’s outburst..." Liewell: If you want to join the Sporting Integrity Committee, you have to really hate the Rangers. Lex Gold: I do! Liewell: Oh yeah, how much? Lex Gold: A lot! Liewell: Right, you're in. Brilliant. Python rules the roost! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowcross 5 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 "Tomorrow’s Old Firm encounter has also now been given a heightened edge, given Smith’s lampooning yesterday of Peter Lawwell, the Celtic chief executive, as “head of the sporting integrity committeeâ€, a reference to Lawwell’s recent statement about a possible extension to the league season. The Rangers manager even said he keeps “thinking about a Monty Python sketch†whenever he reflects on Lawwell’s outburst..." Liewell: If you want to join the Sporting Integrity Committee, you have to really hate the Rangers. Lex Gold: I do! Liewell: Oh yeah, how much? Lex Gold: A lot! Liewell: Right, you're in. Brilliant. Python rules the roost! Walter: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Lawell lies". [Everyone gasps] Scottish Mhedia: You're only making it worse for yourself! Walter: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Lawell lies! Lawell lies! Lawell lies! Scottish Mhedia: I'm warning you! If you say "Lawell lies" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it? Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He! Scottish Mhedia: Was it you? Stoner: Yes. Scottish Mhedia: Right... Stoner: Well you did say "Lawell lies. " [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner] Scottish Mhedia: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Lawell lies." [Crowd stones the Scottish Mhedia to death] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelle1880 641 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 If we beat them on Sunday: Scottish Mhedia: It's just a fleshwound Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 LOL! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 If we beat them on Sunday: Scottish Mhedia: It's just a fleshwound Nice one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowcross 5 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Scott Brown: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-celt? Provincial Club Manager: Did you say "ex-celt"? Scott Brown: That's right, sir, 1 season in the hoops and proud of it, sir. Provincial Club Manager: Well, what happened? Scott Brown: Oh, cured, sir. Provincial Club Manager: Cured? Scott Brown: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you! Provincial Club Manager: Who cured you? Scott Brown: Kevin Thomson did, sir. I was running around like a headless chicken, minding my own bank account, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a celt with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Kevin Thomson, bloody do-gooder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Killer Rabbit Loyal. Stick it to them Walter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw69uk 123 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Willferrell It's actually quite entertaining watching you post complete and utter bollocks. How in the name of Christ can a busy schedule not be in Wattie's place to comment? And having a dig at LIEwell is perfectly within his place when said evil bastard of a chief executive is the man responsible for his team being in a situation of having to play 4/5 games in a week. I had you marked from your very 1st post Cant believe he is still here!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
delparlane 6,001 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 "Tomorrow’s Old Firm encounter has also now been given a heightened edge, given Smith’s lampooning yesterday of Peter Lawwell, the Celtic chief executive, as “head of the sporting integrity committeeâ€, a reference to Lawwell’s recent statement about a possible extension to the league season. The Rangers manager even said he keeps “thinking about a Monty Python sketch†whenever he reflects on Lawwell’s outburst..." Liewell: If you want to join the Sporting Integrity Committee, you have to really hate the Rangers. Lex Gold: I do! Liewell: Oh yeah, how much? Lex Gold: A lot! Liewell: Right, you're in. Brilliant. Python rules the roost! Walter: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Lawell lies". [Everyone gasps] Scottish Mhedia: You're only making it worse for yourself! Walter: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Lawell lies! Lawell lies! Lawell lies! Scottish Mhedia: I'm warning you! If you say "Lawell lies" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it? Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He! Scottish Mhedia: Was it you? Stoner: Yes. Scottish Mhedia: Right... Stoner: Well you did say "Lawell lies. " [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner] Scottish Mhedia: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Lawell lies." [Crowd stones the Scottish Mhedia to death] How much for a packet of gravel? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae 15,288 Posted April 26, 2008 Author Share Posted April 26, 2008 Willferrell It's actually quite entertaining watching you post complete and utter bollocks. How in the name of Christ can a busy schedule not be in Wattie's place to comment? And having a dig at LIEwell is perfectly within his place when said evil bastard of a chief executive is the man responsible for his team being in a situation of having to play 4/5 games in a week. I had you marked from your very 1st post Cant believe he is still here!! It's our christian duty to take in the waifs and strays Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw69uk 123 Posted April 26, 2008 Share Posted April 26, 2008 Willferrell It's actually quite entertaining watching you post complete and utter bollocks. How in the name of Christ can a busy schedule not be in Wattie's place to comment? And having a dig at LIEwell is perfectly within his place when said evil bastard of a chief executive is the man responsible for his team being in a situation of having to play 4/5 games in a week. I had you marked from your very 1st post Cant believe he is still here!! It's our christian duty to take in the waifs and strays Ah, very true mate, I forgot about that, but, it was early, and, I did have a slight hangover Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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