Joke

[stevenage bear 5]

I got this the other day and thought it was good

The difference between potentially and realistically?

A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father ponders for a moment then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid

And also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.

So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"

The mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"

The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just

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love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.

His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers'.

The father replied "That's my boy."

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