Helicopter Sundae

I'd buy that for 25 Shmeckuls.

What about that Ghanaian footballer Emerson N'Zombia? Would it count if he signed?

Not to forget Greene and Whyte. You seriously could not make this shit up. it is like we have slipped into a parallel universe where we are getting the arse ripped out of us in plain sight.

It's the lip curl that does it for me.

House!

He's on the hunt for a Paddy, a Seamus, a Niall and a Darragh as we speak.

Absolutely.

Happy New Year to you all.

There is a player in Josh Windass.

Well, yet again, against one of our big rivals, the good team turn up. No fucking wonder we are confused to hell.

'SORRY SHOWER' Don’t blame Graeme Murty if Rangers get a hiding from celtic..blame the Ibrox board, says Kris Boyd Managers normally carry the can after defeats but Gers supporters should train their sights on a board which continues to drag their club down. COMMENT By Kris Boyd 29th December 2017, 11:40 pm THERE’S every chance Rangers could find themselves on the wrong end of a hiding at Parkhead on Saturday. And if that were to be the case there is also every chance Gers supporters will be looking to vent their anger. KEITH CAMPBELL - THE SUN GLASGOW 7 Murty is not to blame if Rangers suffer a heavy defeat at celtic The manager normally carries the can in these situations. Woeful Old Firm capitulations eventually did for both Pedro Caixinha and Mark Warburton. But, regardless of the outcome today, Graeme Murty shouldn’t be held responsible. Instead, supporters should train their sights on a board which continues to drag their club down. PA:PRESS ASSOCIATION 7 The Ibrox board have failed to bring in a new manager In the wake of Murty being named as manger until the end of the season I kept my powder dry last weekend because Kilmarnock were playing Rangers. In the past I have been accused of firing opposition teams up with my comments. Yet, if that’s what it takes to get players fired up then they need to have a long hard look at themselves. What astonished me about Murty’s appointment was the comments from Rangers claiming they always believed him to be the right man for the job. The boss they wanted at the helm all along. Well, that’s complete nonsense for a start. They tried and failed miserably to get Derek McInnes. I’m pretty sure they also spoke to other managers as well. If they had turned round within a week of Caixinha being sacked and said the same thing, then fair enough. KENNY RAMSAY - THE SUN GLASGOW 7 Derek McInnes turned down the chance to manage Rangers But they waited two months and then gave Murty the gig on the back of defeats to Dundee, Hamilton and St Johnstone. Why not wait until the winter break and then reassess? What a coincidence the announcement of him getting the job coincided with less favourable news which broke about an hour beforehand. For me, it was just another tactic to deflect from what is really going on at Rangers. When Dave King swept to power he promised fans the earth. The majority of them bought into his grand masterplan and backed the club with their hard-earned. For most of the past two years they have been prepared to give him and his board members the benefit of the doubt. Now they are starting to see through his false promises. When repeatedly asked to go to the well, supporters did just that in the hope it would benefit their club. KEITH CAMPBELL - THE SUN GLASGOW 7 King has failed to live up to his promises to the Rangers supporters But, just what has King done for them since taking over? Not a lot. His reign has been blighted by one cock-up after another. There has been a real lack of class about the place in recent years. There are far too many hangers-on and so-called Rangers men cutting about the place in brown brogues and blue blazers. The club needs proper businessmen regardless of who they support. Not punters who once had a season-ticket for the Copland Road. Somebody needs to get a grip of the place and rid Rangers of the incompetence which is making them a laughing stock. If you are not up to the task then you should be shown the door. There are too many people within the walls of Ibrox who are not up to the task. They keep making the same mistakes over and over again. There is no leadership, no direction of where the club is going. KENNY RAMSAY - THE SUN GLASGOW 7 celtic have won six of the last seven Old Firm games I hate to say it, but you actually fear for the club’s future under the current regime. The fans are also starting to see through this sorry shower. They can view the bigger picture and it does not look good on or off the pitch. The current squad is even worse than the one Warburton assembled. At least they had a structure of play under Warburton. Would that have enabled them to end celtic’s dominance? I very much doubt it. However as a team they were much better than they are just now. They have spent millions in the summer and gone backwards. PA:PRESS ASSOCIATION 7 Former celtic star Virgil van Dijk is now the world’s most expensive defender If you look at Rangers and celtic just now there is no comparison. The £7.5 million celtic are set to receive from Virgil Van Dijk’s £75m move to Liverpool sums up the gulf between the Old Firm. Rangers’ record sale was the £9 million they received from Spurs for Alan Hutton. celtic are coining in just £1.5 million less for a player who doesn’t even belong to them. When you are running your club properly these things can happen. celtic V Rangers: BET £10 WITH SUN BETS AND GET A FREE £30 BET Too many mistakes are being made across the city all the way down to the youth department. The amount of young kids who have been let go after being deemed not good enough or not big enough is alarming. On the pitch it’s not much better. There are people picking and choosing when they play. That is not right. Last Saturday Kilmarnock battered Rangers and, with all due respect, celtic are a million times better than us. KEITH CAMPBELL - THE SUN GLASGOW 7 Rangers fell to a 2-1 defeat against Kilmarnock Given the money spent in the summer, Gers should be getting closer to their biggest rivals. They shelled out fortunes in fees and wages. But they bought badly. To try and overcome celtic’s dominance they needed to buy powerful athletes, guys who could maybe bully the other top teams. That’s the way Rangers should have gone. You can’t go like for like with celtic — you can’t possibly hope to match them in terms of footballing ability. Sometimes you have to go against the grain. When Martin O’Neill took over at celtic he filled his team with big, strong, physical players. That was to overcome Dick Advocaat’s free-flowing football team and it worked. Rangers should have followed a similar blueprint last summer, but they didn’t. It’s left them with little hope of winning an Old Firm game for the first time in eight attempts. But, whatever happens at celtic Park, don’t blame the manager because it’s the board who have thrown him in at the deep end without a lifebelt.

A few years ago, Hivs were playing at the Piggery, and were 8 or 9/1. They were playing quite well, and the DFBs were starting to struggle after a good spell. It was the last bet I actually put on, and it won. If we can find some of that spirit from the game at Tynecastle, then we could shock a lot of people. Trouble is , we could equally likely play like at Easter Road. There is absolutely no way to know which team will turn up.

Much more of this shite and the "Murty's got the job" is going to come back and whack the board as hard as the failed appointment of Pedro.

To be fair, they were probably there to protect OUR fans in case the Hivees got over-exuberant and did a full scale pitch invasion.

Ally certainly would!

Like never before.

Bizarre: Deila actually built the foundations of a good team there, but was not the man to exploit it. Did Pedro do the same??? Time will tell.

Thought you said Piggott.

Son to be 3 I would imagine.

Sinister. All stems from the fear of God the fenioans put into the refs a few years ago.

I just do not understand how the fuck we can play so well against Aberdeen and Hearts, and fuck it up so badly against poor teams. Just don't get it.