punched my mates puss tonight

[Albertz-89 7]

This is for any of you obsessed mhank bastards. My mate who unfortunately suffers from the affliction of being a taig, came out with this during the banter -

'Oh I'd rather fiddle kiddies than the tax'

And I'm not even making this up, joke or not he got cracked, this is what you dirty unwashed bastards are all like

[Potdog 228]

okay as much as i agree with hitting taigs, the way i read that was you basically said "I'm not a pedophile, You are" then you cracked him

[simplythebest 11,453]

No longer a mate I hope.

[The Dude 20,026]

What a load of made up bullshit.

[Sandro420 398]

well done i would have punched the cunt as well

post a pic of him so we can all punch him

[TheBluebells 6,898]

Punched him in the puss? What as in fanny? You punched your lassie mate in the fanny didn't you?

[stuart54 218]

This is for any of you obsessed mhank bastards. My mate who unfortunately suffers from the affliction of being a taig, came out with this during the banter -

'Oh I'd rather fiddle kiddies than the tax'

And I'm not even making this up, joke or not he got cracked, this is what you dirty unwashed bastards are all like

Never had one of them as a mate and never will.

[TheBluebells 6,898]

What a load of made up bullshit.

You'll be next to be punched in the puss!

[Albertz-89 7]

What a load of made up bullshit.

Sounds made up I know that's cause its fucking unbelievable

[Albertz-89 7]

Punched him in the puss? What as in fanny? You punched your lassie mate in the fanny didn't you?

Face mate

[AmarriedAfineYin 5]

Stories that begin with "ma pal the taig" never end well

[Albertz-89 7]

okay as much as i agree with hitting taigs, the way i read that was you basically said "I'm not a pedophile, You are" then you cracked him

I mentioned the child abuse and he came out with that wee chant, fucking disgusting

[elephants stoned 2,994]

No one whos right in the head would even think that let alone say it, but taigs by their very nature are less than stable people so who knows. Does sound a bit fake though.

[The Dude 20,026]

Sounds made up I know that's cause its fucking unbelievable

No, no it sounds made up becuae its a load of bullshit.

[Albertz-89 7]

No one whos right in the head would even think that let alone say it, but taigs by their very nature are less than stable people so who knows. Does sound a bit fake though.

Totally understand the reaction of 'aye...bullshit' I still can't get over it myself

[Albertz-89 7]

No one whos right in the head would even think that let alone say it, but taigs by their very nature are less than stable people so who knows. Does sound a bit fake though.

Understand the doubt of the story, I fucking heard it and still can't believe it, whether it was extreme banter or not, fuck that

[elephants stoned 2,994]

Totally understand the reaction of 'aye...bullshit' I still can't get over it myself

Probably he wanted to get a reaction, by fuck he got 1

[Albertz-89 7]

Probably he wanted to get a reaction, by fuck he got 1

They still shock me with the constant depths they hit

[Chuck_Fickens 425]

How about you punch him because he supports a shite football team instead? Although to be fair, being a child molester is an equally valid reason.

[Albertz-89 7]

No, no it sounds made up becuae its a load of bullshit.

well fuck my life, I have the imagination of a goldfish if I made that shit up

[WilliamFyfe 1,438]

Well done now punch him again.

Even harder this time.

[JCDBigBear 10,831]

No, no it sounds made up becuae its a load of bullshit.

Dude, you need to live here to experience some of the disgusting crap some people spout. I believe the guy. It isn't something you would make up, to be honest. If you haven't lived here for a while you would be shocked.

[UlsterFry 25]

This is a load of shite.

[Albertz-89 7]

This is a load of shite.

Hmmmmmm

[UlsterFry 25]

We've all dealt with enough bullshite the past few months, forgive me for nae wanting to entertain this made up pish.