jaywalker

If they kicked off on time, maybe people could stay till the end.

Finally a skillful free kick taker and that first touch.. Good God, I believe I am confident again.

Jeesus, I hope you were pissed when you thought of writing that. Failing that, seek help.

Fuck Torres. He would never play alongside Heally.

Poor attempt at a wind-up. Really must try harder.

No bugger should be allowed to leave early, ever. Unless like me, you have a genuine reason. Does supporters leaving early affect fully grown men earning thousands of pounds weekly, I bloody hope not. Supporters are important, but not the be all and end all. Jock Stein said, "Scotland has the best supporters in the world but I have never seen a supporter score a goal" and as we all know, Big Jock knew stuff.

Go quick. Dont forget to wash your hands.

Fuck all to do with Rangers.. Stick your political shite up your arse. Or at least have something worth listening to.. Sorry, should have more water with it.

I remember thiking it was about time we lifted the bar on an awful lot of potential players that previously we wouldnt get a sniff of. Also remember wishing I had a job in the ticket office when all the muppets who ripped up their tickets came crawling back claiming they had lost them or put them through the washing machine or whatever.

No. Never. Only a matter of time before somebody gets hurt with one, and you can bet it wont be he twat that lights it. How long before the club ends up being fined for it?

Amo had to be the scarest defender ever. Everytime the ball went near him I panicked.

Appeal the appeal decision, if it goes against us they double the ban. Its a win win situation..

Absolutely brilliant. Drummers included.

I have always liked him as player, every team needs a monster who can play a bit. No-one likes him, he dont care. Get him signed on the cheap.

no wonder this place is depressing at the moment. you dont have to fish for folk, the fuckers jump on the hooks.

With all this talk about parity between fenians and H***, grassing on scumbags or freedom of speech or the traditional "kick the wee bassa in the baws" of the keyboard casuals. I am getting very confused. If it doesnt stop soon, I will be telling my Mammy on the lot of youse.

Am I the only bugger on here who doesnt really give a shit about the h** chants. I remember shouting it at them in the dim and distant past. The Nakamura ate my dog song was classic, The Famine Song was probably the best wind-up song ever and much as I hate saying it their "Scotlands Shame-->" banner was a bloody good piss-take.. It used to be them that spent their lives being offended.. Now everyone is offended about everything, time to stop taking life too seriously..

Fuck sake, dont be seen to be positive.. People will think you are new on here.. Same every year, as soon as we hit bad patch, sack Walter,sack Ally etc.. No surrender, dont mean much to most it seems.. Reeeeeeeeemember who you are when we win the league.

Fuck sake. Stop greeting about it in here and e-mail the police, ask them if they can hear the singing on the tape.

Jesus. We are even talking like them these days.

Brilliant.. The Pandas a Bear.

Bugger. It appears I am in agreement with Col.Mustard and Gunslinger... I must be wrong.

Let me get this right. We are supposed to cry crocodile tears for a man who apparently hung himself (for reasons so far unknown)in his family home, so his wife or kids find his corpse. But the suggestion that a minutes silence for a young soldier killed whilst serving his country is treated to a "why would we" FFS.

You really need to ask that? Get a grip.

I am getting quite bored with the whole Dianasque hysteria every time somebody dies. Doesn't make me a monster by the way.