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Following on from the hierarchy question an easy way to establish your Rangers supporter rating

in the time honoured women's magazine manner - rate yourself

add all your points up to find your Rangers score

1. What is your age ?

Over 40 ...................... 5 points

25-40 ......................... 3 points

Less than 25 ............... 1 point

2. What is your sex ?

Male ........................... 5 points

Female ........................ 3 points

Fish (any species) ........ 1 point

3. Politics

Conservative ................ 5 points

SNP ............................. 3 points

Labour ......................... 1 point

Sinn Fein ...................... -10 points

4. Religion

Catholic ........................ 5 points

Moslem ......................... 3 points

Protestant ..................... 1 point

5. Game Status

Season Ticket ................ 5 points

Pay in ---------------------- 3 points

Don't go ........................ 1 point

Hospitality ..................... -10

6. Nationalism

Loyalist .......................... 5 points

Unionist ......................... 3 points

Nationalist ..................... 1 point

Basque separatist .......... -10 points

7. Financial support of club

Fanta (Large) and Cheeseburger ......... 5 points

Fanta (regular) and steak pie ................ 3 points

Bovril and crisps .................................. 1 point

8. Favourite Rangers player

Ally McCoist ........................................ 5 points

Davie Cooper ...................................... 3 points

Jim Baxter ........................................... 1 point

The current captain .............................. -10 points

9. Favourite Manager

PLG .................................. 5 points

Walter .............................. 3 points

Eck .................................. 1 point

Advocaat .......................... -10 points

10. Supporters Group

Blue Order ....................... 5 points

Assembly ......................... 3 points

Trust ................................ 1 point

Bhoys against Bigotry ........ -10 points

11. Dress

Wear Rangers Top to games ................. 5 points

Wear Rangers Scarf to games ............. 3 points

Wear Bowler hat to Games .................. 1 point

Wear dress to games .......................... -10 points

12. Other groups

Member of masons ............................. 5 points

Member of Orange Lodge .................... 3 points

Member of Opus Dei ........................... 1 point

Member of Glasgow Light opera ........... -10 points

Add up your points and if you have over 25 points you have taken this too seriously.

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as soon as i seen jim baxter with 1 point i stopped reading. :rolleyes:

It wasn't exactly a serious survey in the first place.

yes i know,thats why i stopped reading as it was make believe stuff.

We all know anyone who wears a dress to the matches is clearly a true Rangers fan (tu)

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as soon as i seen jim baxter with 1 point i stopped reading. :rolleyes:

It wasn't exactly a serious survey in the first place.

yes i know,thats why i stopped reading as it was make believe stuff.

We all know anyone who wears a dress to the matches is clearly a true Rangers fan (tu)

i wear a long red white and blue dress. :lol:

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As a loyal dress wearer i find this survey insulting, our freinds in the mhedia should be held accountable for bigotry against dresswearing bears.

I encourage everyone to write to their local MP and sort this mess out.

Whos with me........ :craphead:

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