MartinGers93 388 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Mo Johnstone was the first Catholic to sign for Rangers, its just simply not true.It's the least untrue thing on this whole planet and it amazes me how the whole world seem to think the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stardog 11 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 How about when someone scores a slow, innacurate penalty where the keeper dives the wrong way it's a "great penalty", but if they do the same and the keeper saves it it's shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanRain 2,845 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Can he do it on a wednesday night in Inverness though?"At the end of the day... (Pish spouted in scouse accent)".Oh God. THIS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,067 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 The notion that it's a bit dodgy to be 2-0 up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calikeo 18 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 1)"He's hit that too well" when someone smashes an effort over the bar.If he's not scored, then surely he's not hit it well enough? Usually said by some twat like Terry Venables!2)"The lads gave 110% our there today"Percentage is really not a hard thing to work out - you can't give more than 100% effort. If Redknapp gets the England job, expect him to wheel this gem out when France spank them 4-0 in their opening group game.3) "That was a typical forwards' tackle"This annoys me the most. If a guy is a professional footballer, chances are he's being playing from an early age, for talking sake, say 7 years old. He would've played with his mates at school, for local junior teams, trained 10,000 times, played in 1,000s of matches - but because he is now 28 and a striker, you're trying to tell me that he's never tackled before or doesn't know how to? Fair enough he might not be a beast in the tackle like a Baresi or Beckenbauer, but they should still have a fuckin' clue as to how to win a ball! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrangemouthRSC 832 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Its harder to play against 10 men Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 761 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 puar greatest fanz in the wurld Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfcfraserrfc 262 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Ronaldo is a "more all-round footballer" than Messi.That is no myth. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devlin 222 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 How about when someone scores a slow, innacurate penalty where the keeper dives the wrong way it's a "great penalty", but if they do the same and the keeper saves it it's shit.This times by a million! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts 552 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 It's the least untrue thing on this whole planet and it amazes me how the whole world seem to think the same.who was then?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam2102 582 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 a sound defensive display is anti-football. <<< gees me the rage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinGers93 388 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 who was then?!Who was what? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 That the bheggers play good football...."ra sellik way an aw that" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts 552 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Who was what?first catholic to sign? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinGers93 388 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 first catholic to sign?I'm not sure of the name but I'm sure we even signed a catholic before the filth were even formed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
messiah10 58 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 old firm games are high tempo Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 'He hit that TOO well!' when a ball goes a mile over the bar.No.He didn't.If he had hit it too well, it'd be 1-0. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueballss 2,975 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 selik minded200000000000000 fans in suvilleevery ref is a mason Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
messiah10 58 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 when a commentator says a goalkeeper just about saved it when he tips it around for a corner or basically keeps the ball out of the netso he didnt just about save it, he did save it otherwise the ball would be in the net Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueballss 2,975 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 rooney is world class will score a wonder goal in april/may and england media will be all over him for the euros Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aghalee_hero 1 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 "greatest league in the world""defensive/boring italian league""efficent germans""need to silence the crowd early" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboy94 54 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 'Obviously at the end of the day we'll keep our chin up just taking each match as they come' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradfield 35 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Most of what ITV and Channel 5 commentators say to be honest.Recently it's been "denied by the woodwork/bar/post". No, he missed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek1872 548 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Mo Johnstone was the first Catholic to sign for Rangers, its just simply not true.It's the least untrue thing on this whole planet and it amazes me how the whole world seem to think the same.who was then?!Who was what?first catholic to sign?I'm not sure of the name but I'm sure we even signed a catholic before the filth were even formed.Haha comedy gold So sure in your statement that its the least untrue thing in the world, yet you dont even know who was. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
barcelonabear 23 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 "Can he do it on a wet Thursday in Stoke?""Italian football is boring"Steve McManaman - "Valencia will find the game tonight harder than when they go to the Nou Camp on Saturday". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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