Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I used to do that in Quins in Bishopbriggs , but always added the word bitter before orange When I was younger there was a real bitter Bheast worked in ma local petrol station, big hang glider hanging round his neck, monobrow and herr flerr sterr vocabularyWithout fail I would put £16.90 worth of petrol in ma carI would always clarify how much it was - sixteen ninety he would say, my hearing suddenly became shite. How much?Sixteen ninetyChildish as fuck but made me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,660 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 When I was younger there was a real bitter Bheast worked in ma local petrol station, big hang glider hanging round his neck, monobrow and herr flerr sterr vocabularyWithout fail I would put £16.90 worth of petrol in ma carI would always clarify how much it was - sixteen ninety he would say, my hearing suddenly became shite. How much?Sixteen ninetyChildish as fuck but made me laughThat also made me laugh! Well done Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,660 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 There's a tim in larkhall that drinks in the music room (gers pub) dressed from head to toe in taig gear ( in fairness probably only clothes he has)! He says is a better atmosphere in there than the one and only tim shop in larky. Everyone knows him so no-one bothersWhat a cunt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 There's a tim in larkhall that drinks in the music room (gers pub) dressed from head to toe in taig gear ( in fairness probably only clothes he has)! He says is a better atmosphere in there than the one and only tim shop in larky. Everyone knows him so no-one bothersThey don't have Green traffic lights but allow a guy dressing in ra sellick gear in there pubs? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverBlue_Since91 2,895 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 When I was younger there was a real bitter Bheast worked in ma local petrol station, big hang glider hanging round his neck, monobrow and herr flerr sterr vocabularyWithout fail I would put £16.90 worth of petrol in ma carI would always clarify how much it was - sixteen ninety he would say, my hearing suddenly became shite. How much?Sixteen ninetyChildish as fuck but made me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mason boyne 40 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Defo some on hear, u know pro-nationals, with there threads yesterday they defo drink in some real mhanky places Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalvinC 1,414 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Maybe he's a bit mental. Or blind and thinks he's at a Rangers pub. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbert 416 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Been invited to a few functions in the Greenock taig club but never stepped foot inside it and never will Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,660 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 They don't have Green traffic lights but allow a guy dressing in ra sellick gear in there pubs? :blinkUnfortunately we do have tims and green traffic lights! It would be brilliant if the lights were red, white n blue! Need to speak to the council in the morning! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,696 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Cross Keys, Renfrew?No Stevenston Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlands plater 17,065 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 There's a tim in larkhall that drinks in the music room (gers pub) dressed from head to toe in taig gear ( in fairness probably only clothes he has)! He says is a better atmosphere in there than the one and only tim shop in larky. Everyone knows him so no-one bothersPaul McStay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,660 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Paul McStay?Don't think he stays here anymore! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalvinC 1,414 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Maybe Tommy the taxi driver would. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazbo84 698 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 When I was younger there was a real bitter Bheast worked in ma local petrol station, big hang glider hanging round his neck, monobrow and herr flerr sterr vocabularyWithout fail I would put £16.90 worth of petrol in ma carI would always clarify how much it was - sixteen ninety he would say, my hearing suddenly became shite. How much?Sixteen ninetyChildish as fuck but made me laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkiBunny 441 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I've been in the Queens Park Cafe with a Rangers top on. We used to go there after 7,s at Torygken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin 13,669 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 my local has one token tim regular, though he is a football man and does not indulge in the plastic paddy nonsense. 99% Rangers and the local Lodge use it too so ive no need to venture near any tarrier slophouse Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkball 13 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 A bad one... That is all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsablueworld 42 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 can't imagine a true Ger doing that.Me and a few mates (Chelsea) dropped into a pub after work,the North Pole,White City.Playing darts and some guy appears with a bucket asking for money for the I Ran Away.Spat in it and told him to fk off.Landlord hustled us out the back door 'for our own safety'.Just cant imagine drinking in a place full of mhanks even if it was free. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christchurch Rangers 1,229 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 If guilty: Hung, drawn and quartered!well hung Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott-RFC 308 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Less time tweeting more time not drinking in Celtic clubs Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalvinC 1,414 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Less time tweeting more time not drinking in Celtic clubsHaha fucking twits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 When I was younger there was a real bitter Bheast worked in ma local petrol station, big hang glider hanging round his neck, monobrow and herr flerr sterr vocabularyWithout fail I would put £16.90 worth of petrol in ma carI would always clarify how much it was - sixteen ninety he would say, my hearing suddenly became shite. How much?Sixteen ninetyChildish as fuck but made me laugh I did that when I got my mate to get the house alarm installed he sent a couple of them round as he knew I rip it out of them, anyhow whn finished one of them said, what code numbers do you want..............I said slowly........1..6..9..0 and he punched them in and said right that's 1690 ok said I, so 16 90 then. He went ya bastard lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I did that when I got my mate to get the house alarm installed he sent a couple of them round as he knew I rip it out of them, anyhow whn finished one of them said, what code numbers do you want..............I said slowly........1..6..9..0 and he punched them in and said right that's 1690 ok said I, so 16 90 then. He went ya bastard lolEvery little helps Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Every little helpsIndeed it does and should be used at every opportunity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluechip 359 Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 When I was younger there was a real bitter Bheast worked in ma local petrol station, big hang glider hanging round his neck, monobrow and herr flerr sterr vocabularyWithout fail I would put £16.90 worth of petrol in ma carI would always clarify how much it was - sixteen ninety he would say, my hearing suddenly became shite. How much?Sixteen ninetyChildish as fuck but made me laugh LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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