born a blue nose 90,857 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Bold yins spat the dummy oot. Unsurprisingly Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band of Brothers 10,303 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, born a blue nose said: Bold yins spat the dummy oot. Unsurprisingly Breaking strain of a soggy kitkat as soon as Andy won 1st set. born a blue nose 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,857 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 13 minutes ago, ex-guardsman said: Breaking strain of a soggy kitkat as soon as Andy won 1st set. Poor show imo people paid good money to see a pote great match just for him to throw it to fuck. I'd want to slash him if I had bought a ticket Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band of Brothers 10,303 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 1 minute ago, born a blue nose said: Poor show imo people paid good money to see a pote great match just for him to throw it to fuck. I'd want to slash him if I had bought a ticket No match for Andy the gap in professionalism is massive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPapac05 3,383 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 4 hours ago, TEFTONG said: Just saw Danny Willett...He is indeed sitting with his Masters Green Jacket on.. Allow me another off topic post here..The wee pocket rocket Cibulkova from Slovakia showed off her sniffing skills this morning...She managed to sniff different tennis balls (blindfolded) and was able to identify correctly what Grand Slam venue they came from..Seems it's an OCD like talent she has..Good wee player as well..She could sniff my balls if she wanted..She is also due to get married this Saturday..might have to cancel if she makes the Final.. Big Serena took a hefty tumble there.. Cibulkova is bloody gorgeous, and a tidy wee player, too, who hits some beautiful clean shots. I hoping for a Cibulkova/Kerber final; though I don't know how much my knob will take seeing those two share the court. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 5 hours ago, TEFTONG said: Slightly..here..I haven't seen it myself..But my Dad said he saw The Masters Golf Champion Danny Willett....Is sitting in the Centre Court with his Green Jacket on..!!...Is this true??..What a fucking walloper..I took a riddie when he told me..Surely Danny is at the wind up..??.. Oh goody gum drops..Big Serena is on next..Yum Yum.. Would love half an hour with serena's big titties!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,794 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Serena would break you lot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Blue Nosed Babe said: Serena would break you lot! Would love to have a soapy titwank with her big ebony jugs, don't care if folk think she looks like a guy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
born a blue nose 90,857 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Serena could try break my triumphant veiny member if she wants! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, born a blue nose said: Serena could try break my triumphant veiny member if she wants! Have you seen how she grips her tennis racket Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPapac05 3,383 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Blue Nosed Babe said: Serena would break you lot! I wouldn't doubt that for a second. She's more masculine than I am. My beautiful baby Kerber is the only woman so far not to drop a set. This could be her year. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Nosed Babe 20,794 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Well at least you have found things to like about ladies' tennis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopsLaud 4,186 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 4 hours ago, Bronzy said: Right, here's a question: Venus or Serena? Personally I would pump fuck out of both but Serena takes it for me due to her massive jugs and nice arse. Serena would knock you back for the pencil dick and Venus for your lack of class.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 On 05/07/2016 at 23:45, CoopsLaud said: Serena would knock you back for the pencil dick and Venus for your lack of class.. Aye alright Ron Jeremy. You always been a cunt in yer life? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopsLaud 4,186 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bronzy said: Aye alright Ron Jeremy. You always been a cunt in yer life, or did yer downie parents sexually abuse the retard into you? That it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 On 05/07/2016 at 23:51, CoopsLaud said: That it ? . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopsLaud 4,186 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Just now, Bronzy said: That's whit ye said tae yer dad after he got tired of pumping yer poofy arse. Keep yer taigy fantasies tae yersel . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 On 05/07/2016 at 23:55, CoopsLaud said: Keep yer taigy fantasies tae yersel . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopsLaud 4,186 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bronzy said: Good one, almost JD Brown standard that joke, now kindly fuck off out of this thread and let the big boys talk about tennis and the shag-ability of the Williams sisters. clearly a racist who has never tasted the brown sugar. Back to the coffee threads and your simple ideals. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 On 06/07/2016 at 00:07, CoopsLaud said: clearly a racist who has never tasted the brown sugar. Back to the coffee threads and your simple ideals. . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopsLaud 4,186 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bronzy said: Listen punk, I've had my fair share of ghetto pussy, so yer impression of me as some kind of racist is clearly wrong ya cunt. Fuck off and die ya white knight poofy bastard. Only ghetto pussy you've had is via porn ya scrabblin insect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
googglebot 4,736 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 5 hours ago, Bronzy said: Right, here's a question: Venus or Serena? Personally I would pump fuck out of both but Serena takes it for me due to her massive jugs and nice arse. The pair of them would take turns ripping your arse to shreads wth their 12 inch clitori. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Just now, googglebot said: The pair of them would take turns ripping your arse to shreads wth their 12 inch clitori. The bigger the clitoris, the bigger the adventure. googglebot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 On 06/07/2016 at 00:14, CoopsLaud said: Only ghetto pussy you've had is via porn ya scrabblin insect. . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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