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Black boots must be worn at all times, none of your dayglo pink/green/yellow nonsense.

Tight 80s style shorts, to make the players more aerodynamic. Mullet optional, but not recommended due to potential drag factor.

Any others?

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Shirts tucked into shorts

Good one (tu)

Players wouldn't be assigned their own number, thus preventing players with daft numbers on their shirts because that's the year their favourite granny was born or whatever. Shirts with numbers would be given out on matchdays depending if you were playing and what position.

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Black boots must be worn at all times, none of your dayglo pink/green/yellow nonsense.

Tight 80s style shorts, to make the players more aerodynamic. Mullet optional, but not recommended due to potential drag factor.

Any others?

I'd go new skool on that one. I thought Spain looked great in the World Cup in coordinated boots. Blue white and red.

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Victorian moustaches, caps and knickerbocker shorts.

2-3-5 system re-inroduced.

Throw-ins to be renamed shies, and goal kicks renamed as bye kicks.

Physical assaults including gbh legal on goalies at cross balls.

40 yard run across pitch by defender followed by waist high tackle through opposition player given maximum punishment of yellow card.

Pens to be renamed penalties.

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Black boots must be worn at all times, none of your dayglo pink/green/yellow nonsense.

Tight 80s style shorts, to make the players more aerodynamic. Mullet optional, but not recommended due to potential drag factor.

Any others?

Tight shorts didn't help Kris Boyd be aerodynamic last season.

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