FSM 20,892 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Black boots must be worn at all times, none of your dayglo pink/green/yellow nonsense.Tight 80s style shorts, to make the players more aerodynamic. Mullet optional, but not recommended due to potential drag factor.Any others? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Reynolds 3,359 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Shirts tucked into shorts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Black and red socks.Tshirt with Michael Stones face on it worn under strip. Mandatory Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamess 3,453 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Spelling tests before employment. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 Shirts tucked into shortsGood one Players wouldn't be assigned their own number, thus preventing players with daft numbers on their shirts because that's the year their favourite granny was born or whatever. Shirts with numbers would be given out on matchdays depending if you were playing and what position. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 A Gazza style flute celebration after your first goal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcb 1,167 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 No Facial hair.Collar & Tie Shirts tucked inSocks up 100% Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,846 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 The Magic Sponge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briton 394 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Black boots must be worn at all times, none of your dayglo pink/green/yellow nonsense.Tight 80s style shorts, to make the players more aerodynamic. Mullet optional, but not recommended due to potential drag factor.Any others?I'd go new skool on that one. I thought Spain looked great in the World Cup in coordinated boots. Blue white and red. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 Collar & Tie On the pitch? I like your old skool extremist style, but maybe a tad too far Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsasasfloppyhair 13,310 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I would install a mentality of old that turn coats are scabs.Also my biggest annoyance in the whole of football, if a player is chewing gum while playing I would fine them a months wages. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,941 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 No hair straighteners, no mobiles, no p**e of rome as pre-match song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 19,665 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Bowler hats. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 All players should be educated in the history,traditions and values of Rangers Football Club Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcb 1,167 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Bowler hats.Cant believe i left this out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,540 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Black boots only policy would never be allowed nowadays, players would lose out on too much sponsorship money.Shirts tucked in, socks pulled up and no Nandos haircuts would be mine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancedeangers1 287 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Eating sliced Oranges in the centre circle at half time.No more wiping massive blobs of Vick or whatever they use over the chest of your perfectly clean shirt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBluebells 6,898 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Black boots must be worn at all times, none of your dayglo pink/green/yellow nonsense.Tight 80s style shorts, to make the players more aerodynamic. Mullet optional, but not recommended due to potential drag factor.Any others? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
West_Side 1,571 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Enforced brown brogues. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted August 16, 2015 Author Share Posted August 16, 2015 I'd bring back the communal bath and also make it compulsory for goalscorers to be rewarded in the bath with a handjob from their teammates (manly tight grip and swift action, none of yer gay pish). Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Victorian moustaches, caps and knickerbocker shorts.2-3-5 system re-inroduced.Throw-ins to be renamed shies, and goal kicks renamed as bye kicks.Physical assaults including gbh legal on goalies at cross balls. 40 yard run across pitch by defender followed by waist high tackle through opposition player given maximum punishment of yellow card.Pens to be renamed penalties. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcb 1,167 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Black boots must be worn at all times, none of your dayglo pink/green/yellow nonsense.Tight 80s style shorts, to make the players more aerodynamic. Mullet optional, but not recommended due to potential drag factor.Any others?Tight shorts didn't help Kris Boyd be aerodynamic last season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corky True Legend 2,682 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Keepers to wear yellow tops and cloth bunnets. Referees to wear all black (with square & compasses on pocket). Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcd1983 25 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Initiation of singing follow followKnowledge of what it means to pull that shirt over your headManager should always wear shirt and tie (struths rules, not mine)Hate Celtic with an absolute passion Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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