Gaz52 11,837 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Imagine giving him a BJ, looking up and seeing that hing on his stomach? No that I'm imagining giving him a BJ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 45 minutes ago, The Godfather said: Like waking up at yer mates after an 18th And some bastard shoved a mars bar down the crack of your arse and you think you've shat yourself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitre_mouldmaster 21,511 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Fabric said: They aren't great all they tats all together look horrible. I have tattoos on my back got a Union Jack love heart that says loyal heart next to that I have the rangers crest with simply the best above it and we are the ppl below it next to that got a bulldog with Union jacks behind it and written under that is these colours don't run and below the 3 of them I have bill struth " let the others come after us we welcome the chase". They are quite smart but like every1 else I'll regret them later in life. I haven't a clue how to put a picture up or I would Ive got something similar. Its called a passport Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueboyG 5,503 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 1 hour ago, FSM said: He's a footballer, so he knows his mental limitations and probably made peace with it a long time ago. Stephen Hawking doesn't have a tattoo. David Beckham has loads of tattoos. Hawking understands quantum mechanics. Beckham has loads of tattoos. So having a high IQ and fuck all else is what matters, I'll take Beckham's lifestyle and lack of IQ over Hawkings lifestyle thanks, oh and Winston Churchill must have been a dumb ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, BlueboyG said: So having a high IQ and fuck all else is what matters, I'll take Beckham's lifestyle and lack of IQ over Hawkings lifestyle thanks, oh and Winston Churchill must have been a dumb ass. You sound quite aggressive mate, like you want to hit me. That's another common trait for folk with tattoos, a propensity for sudden mindless violence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,465 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 5 hours ago, PRW. said: Nae bor Kat Von D Righto mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 31 minutes ago, FSM said: You sound quite aggressive mate, like you want to hit me. That's another common trait for folk with tattoos, a propensity for sudden mindless violence. It's not mindless, I'm sure anyone who has spoke to you for more than 10 secs wants to punch your cunt in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,449 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 He's even got his IQ tatatooed on his head so he remembers what it is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedylan 11,555 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 On 3/4/2016 at 8:55 AM, FSM said: As a general observation, I find that the amount of tattoos you have is usually inversely proportional to the level of your IQ. People with more than 4 tattoos won't understand the above sentence. 99.9 % of tattoos are kitsch shite passed off as art,you would not hang it up on your wall for an hour but cunts put it on their bodies for life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingKirk 26,503 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Tav said in a interview he believes we can beat the beasts now I 100% agree. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 87,465 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 2 hours ago, bluedylan said: 99.9 % of tattoos are kitsch shite passed off as art,you would not hang it up in your wall for an hour but cunts put it on their bodies for life. Unless you're a fan of flash sheets, in which case you may very well hang it on your wall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeneily 1,460 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 9 hours ago, BlueboyG said: So having a high IQ and fuck all else is what matters, I'll take Beckham's lifestyle and lack of IQ over Hawkings lifestyle thanks, oh and Winston Churchill must have been a dumb ass. As you point out, Churchill had one. Thomas Edison and President Roosevelt too. I believe Edison was known as a pretty smart guy in his day. Just as well they didn't know he had a tattoo or he would have been ignored and we wouldn't be using his 1093 patented inventions today. Which means there would be no electric tattoo guns. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegecko 306 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 Funny how it's only folk without tattoos that judge. I'm far more than what I choose to put on my skin Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegecko 306 Posted March 4, 2016 Share Posted March 4, 2016 22 hours ago, Sportingintegritymyarse said: Match.com xxx Offtothematch.com ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 63,465 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 23 hours ago, The Godfather said: Most of those are brutal. Nothing on MBL's anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,449 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 12 hours ago, bluegecko said: Funny how it's only folk without tattoos that judge. That's because people with tattoos are too thick to be a Judge, they're more likely to be sent down by the Judge. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegecko 306 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, murzo said: That's because people with tattoos are too thick to be a Judge, they're more likely to be sent down by the Judge. Ahh didn't realise you had tattoos Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 12 hours ago, bluegecko said: Funny how it's only folk without tattoos that judge. I'm far more than what I choose to put on my skin Seems kind of an obvious statement mate. Who else apart from people 'without' tattoos do you expect to judge people 'with' tattoos? Do you mean people with tattoos judging each other for having tattoos or is there a 3rd type of judge in this scenario i.e. maybe someone who pretends to have tattoos? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 13 hours ago, weeneily said: As you point out, Churchill had one. Thomas Edison and President Roosevelt too. I believe Edison was known as a pretty smart guy in his day. Just as well they didn't know he had a tattoo or he would have been ignored and we wouldn't be using his 1093 patented inventions today. Which means there would be no electric tattoo guns. Who I'm guessing all received their tattoos due to serving in the army/navy. Can't see Roosevelt having doves inked on his hands, his weans names on his neck and a tramp stamp. Name any great thinker from history with a 'recreational' tattoo? Name any modern day thinker with a 'recreational' tattoo? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,449 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 41 minutes ago, bluegecko said: Ahh didn't realise you had tattoos I've got thick cunt written across my knuckles, well it actually says THIC KUNT cause I didn't have enough knuckles Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluegecko 306 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 3 hours ago, FSM said: Seems kind of an obvious statement mate. Who else apart from people 'without' tattoos do you expect to judge people 'with' tattoos? Do you mean people with tattoos judging each other for having tattoos or is there a 3rd type of judge in this scenario i.e. maybe someone who pretends to have tattoos? More about the type of people who judge solely on appearance unlike those with tattoos (if we are to generalise a hugely diverse group of people ) who don't care whether you have tattoos or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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