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Humza has just tweeted:

“The Scottish Government are appalled at the disgusting scenes witnessed in Sydney. Clearly those individuals have ignored our stay at home order and we will act with Polis Alba to identify and fine the individuals involved.  Our government ministers will also be seeking an urgent inquiry to establish how Easyjet managed to fly out those individuals from Glasgow and Edinburgh airport, despite our best efforts to fuck over and close down the aviation industry for the next ten years.  

Our Scientific Dental Advisor has advised that he now expects an uptick in Covid-19 cases in West George St, Queen St, Hanover St, Cochrane St and all other areas connecting with George Sq.  As a result of this irresponsible behaviour, we have no option but to place the whole of Scotland into Tier 50 for the next five years.   Aunty Nicola is as disappointed as you are but please remember, brighter days are ahead and it’s all Rangers fault.  Finally, we are consulting with the Australian Football Association to see if we can charge Craig Moore or Tony Vidmar with bringing the game into disrepute - they could have done more to ask fans to stay at home and not get pished under the Sydney Harbour Bridge.  Yet again #UEFA are watching, eh sorry, I mean #AFC are watching.

Here we go - #10-in-a-row

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