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Thought you had already done that, obviously the temptation was too much, twat.

Yes, but when i'm feeling a bit too docile, i just read some of your posts & it gets me irate again. Anger is an energy. You do have your uses. (tu)

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Being snidey isn't much of a reason to kick someone's head in, is it?

Ask the poor guy he got chucked out of Ibrox. I know how i'd feel. Sometimes, when all reasoning has failed, a damn good kicking is the only option (as i've repeatedly explained to the missus).

And anyhoo, as you can see, young snitchy isn't too bothered.

quick edit to add that i meant i was going to put a bowl of smash on boab,not kick his heid in....... Honest! :D

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None of your nonsense young Roberto...we know your high food standards, but growing up in the WoScotland as you do you know it's legally mandatory for harassed mothers to whip up some dehydrated potato flakes into slimy, runny/dry, floury (delete as applies to your mum's ability with a measuring jug) instant spud mix.

It's what made Britain great!!

I see, I was starting to assume that but wasn't sure.

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I don't usually buy the papers unless we've pumped 'them' tbh, so their opinion doesn't sway me much. Far more important to continue the mocking of their Oirish obsession.

The alternative is to let them win - no way!

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Can we all do the manic tinny laughing as well - or is that just too subtle ?

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There's no chance of that bunch of idiots getting the joke (no change there, then) but it's still worth having a go. My mild concern would be the odd looks from non-RM fans who are sitting nearby. You might not get nicked for aggravated sectarianism with intent to use a potato, but you'd probably get sectioned.

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Can we all do the manic tinny laughing as well - or is that just too subtle ?

Ap-Ap-Ap-Ap-Ap

There's no chance of that bunch of idiots getting the joke (no change there, then) but it's still worth having a go. My mild concern would be the odd looks from non-RM fans who are sitting nearby. You might not get nicked for aggravated sectarianism with intent to use a potato, but you'd probably get sectioned.

I'll just have to stick with your slightly less subtle, but never-the-less, brillliant idea.

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You might not get nicked for aggravated sectarianism with intent to use a potato, but you'd probably get sectioned.

That would solve a myriad of problems for me!

I am sure even you would 'suppport' me if I got nicked for 'laughing; in a religiously aggrivated manner?

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You might not get nicked for aggravated sectarianism with intent to use a potato, but you'd probably get sectioned.

That would solve a myriad of problems for me!

I am sure even you would 'suppport' me if I got nicked for 'laughing; in a religiously aggrivated manner?

I'm actually quite a reasonable chap (with some skunk & valium), so yes, i think i would, but you'd need to supply me in advance. :D

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You might not get nicked for aggravated sectarianism with intent to use a potato, but you'd probably get sectioned.

That would solve a myriad of problems for me!

I am sure even you would 'suppport' me if I got nicked for 'laughing; in a religiously aggrivated manner?

I'm actually quite a reasonable chap (with some skunk & valium), so yes, i think i would, but you'd need to supply me in advance. :D

Note my new signature!

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You're 10 years older than me, so i doubt you'd be able to hold an erection for long enough to hurt me too badly. ;)

But at my age I can get Viagra on prescription!! Do they do a super strength version !! - go's of to check junk email!

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There's no chance of that bunch of idiots getting the joke

I can't wait to hear of the letters pouring into southern ireland government from Diasp O'ra raging about wailing, tearful children, agonised maws and the distraught souls traumatised by the smash the Rangers bore.

Ohh....

It is old but it tastes beautiful, and its colours they are fine

It was farmed at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.

My father ate it as a youth in the bygone days of yore,

And it's on the Twelfth I love to eat the smash my father stored

coat...taxi...

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