bornabear 6,202 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Cellulitis is usually caused by bacterial infection not stress.As for your story, I doubt I would want to broadcast that particular tale.Probably stressed from drinking in a pub after an unwashed had left a bacterial infection. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallsman 15 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 say it out loud while you read it. :lol: note to self dont post when smoking and drinking early cuz of uefa cup matches start early .. he did say his ring was raw tho :lol: nothing to with me :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEARGER 339 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Another minute of my life I'll never get back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eosmhdo 1,879 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Was this guy on Ross Kemp the other night? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac 1,405 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 This is the sort of thing Oscar Wilde would have written if he was a Giraffe playing with Alphabet Spaghetti. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck_Fickens 425 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I think he's broken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,928 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 What kinda boat was it?A fucking banana boat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallsman 15 Posted September 20, 2012 Author Share Posted September 20, 2012 This is the sort of thing Oscar Wilde would have written if he was a Giraffe playing with Alphabet Spaghetti.have you not dissertation to write you pretentious wee shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamie 4,842 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Proof that babies conceived in Gartloch hospital do go on to live independent lives. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac 1,405 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 have you not dissertation to write you pretentious wee shite Steady. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,544 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Steady.Yea, come on don't rock the boat Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
linfield1690 4,249 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Op is a bigmadblackparrotman sitting on his bunghole scratching arse then going tae a parade in gettin a hammering aff eh polis afore he gets hame in scratches his arse in shouts "wheres ma boat?" IS FOR REAL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fyfe 19 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 mate just texted me and said he has it and doc told him it is with the stress of the gers plight , he does live and breathe the gers but he can be a bit of a liar says it round his ring too..lol.. dont know a lot about it but can that happen? got me thinking though has anybody got stories of following rangers and suffering for it.. i went to a parade blocked all day night .. next day after couple of vods away to gers match , got arrested decked cop (the cunts give me some hammering round stomach when they cuffed me) got home next day to find my boat nicked from driveway( not big boat)then shit blood for three days Does this doctor operate in an alley or under a bridge by any chance Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyalfollower 1,543 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Ha ha! Cant believe ive just read that. Funny as f**k though!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,928 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Does this doctor operate in an alley or under a bridge by any chance Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybody Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,544 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybodyTin hats everyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulReid 184 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybodyha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weshallnotbemoved! 714 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 1348167433' post='1060463352']mate just texted me and said he has it and doc told him it is with the stress of the gers plight , he does live and breathe the gers but he can be a bit of a liar says it round his ring too..lol.. dont know a lot about it but can that happen? got me thinking though has anybody got stories of following rangers and suffering for it.. i went to a parade blocked all day night .. next day after couple of vods away to gers match , got arrested decked cop (the cunts give me some hammering round stomach when they cuffed me) got home next day to find my boat nicked from driveway( not big boat)then shit blood for three days Stop going to games ya fucking jinx its all your fault Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Op is a bigmadblackparrotman sitting on his bunghole scratching arse then going tae a parade in gettin a hammering aff eh polis afore he gets hame in scratches his arse in shouts "wheres ma boat?" IS FOR REAL!whhat kind of boat? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
linfield1690 4,249 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 whhat kind of boat?The good ship jolly boy john Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamgers 1,214 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Good fucking god..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,609 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 whhat kind of boat?I think its a Tug Boat as the posters surely pulling our chain. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nachothelegend 1,932 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Whara Belter by the way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 Anyone want to buy a Boat? ( it's very small though)I'm lookin furra boatWould it fit on my driveway? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted September 20, 2012 Share Posted September 20, 2012 I'm lookin furra boatWould it fit on my driveway?how bigs yer driveway Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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