Helicopter Sundae 5,986 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 This is fucking hilarious. Man U fans have been singing a joke song about Lukaku having a 24 inch penis, and dickheads are going mad wanting it banned, as it is "racist". At one time, this was called "humour". Seems the PC cunts want to kill that, and criminalise anyone who thinks like that. Yet the funniest thing I found about the chant is this.... if he has got a 24 inch penis, and his bellend hangs by his toes, while scoring all the goals, he must have the shortest legs of a player in professional football history. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
City_of_Blue 565 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Gotta love it when grown men pay good money to sing about a multi millionaires cock Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,910 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 They have made a new song about him that's good as well. Something along the lines of They said our song was racist And he's always offside when his penis is erect Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddybears1872 129 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Actually had me laughing like fuck, First I heard it.. But racist is a bit too far..Its just funny. Edit, Played it and now my 9 year old is singing it, Missus gonna kill me lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craiggybear 6,192 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 60'000 folk singing about your massive cock Aye I'm sure he's raging at the racism.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossorange 696 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Craiggybear said: 60'000 folk singing about your massive cock Aye I'm sure he's raging at the racism.... Imagine his maw was at a game Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Rfc52 said: They have made a new song about him that's good as well. Something along the lines of They said our song was racist And he's always offside when his penis is erect To the tune of 'Made of Stone' again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossorange 696 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 41 minutes ago, StrongbowLoyal said: His Dad will not be there tho obviously... Racist Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Is it racist when you're paying the person a compliment? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 I know what they mean now when they say he was 2 footed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McEwan's Lager 30,522 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, ben51 said: To the tune of 'Made of Stone' again. Guardian reporting police helping to identify anyone singing it at the gane yesterday. Madness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,770 Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Ive seen a black cock before. Not as big as you think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junior Soprano 22,428 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Some of the Man Utd songs they sing are Fucking utterly brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chineseboy 1,563 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Tbh, I would be very upset if fans sang about me having a 24 inch cock. It's much bigger than that! Form a queue ladies!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewhitesettler 2,711 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 What if he's only got a normal sized 12" cock, the ladies might be disappointed, no?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedylan 11,555 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 12 hours ago, G.E.C. said: Ive had a black cock before. Not as big as you think. Fixed that for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Specky Forum Organiser 64,693 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 12 hours ago, G.E.C. said: Ive seen a black cock before. Not as big as you think. Least surprising post of all time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JukeBoxJohn 3,060 Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 12 hours ago, G.E.C. said: Ive seen a black cock before. Not as big as you think. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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